And so, this is the approach I took to these drawings.
Like I dragged your character, kicking and screaming into a Ren & Stimpy (partial inspiration) cartoon, and proceeded to smack you in the face with a cast-iron frying pan ("You lied to me!" PONG!), kneed you in the crotch, goosed you, sprayed you in the eyes with lemon juice and forced you to listen to Yoko Ono records while films of death and gore played for 48 hours straight. Then I drew your portrait.
I will very soon be offering commissions in this style. I can quite easily offer them in the way that I have before (you can look in the gallery for the stuff that I've done), but I want to REALLY enjoy making these things for you all (not that I havent enjoying doing commissions before, I just want to shake things up for myself), and I also want to offer something really different and unique.
I also kept them at the scanning dpi (150), so if you want to get rid of any pencil lines that might be there and color it, you are more than welcome to! Also didn't do any shading for the same reason.
Finally out the box, we have:
 spatsbear HE'S HAAAAAAPPPPPPPPY
 rabbi-tom's Red. You thought she was in a bad mood before. JFC Run for the hillllllllls! Run FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!

Soon you will be able to commission your own XFU drawings.