I've seen some of these things popping up. Sooo I figured here's my shoddy thrown together in ten minutes version.

I'm this gross, short, mean little fuck who will probably be drunk when you introduce yourself to me.
I have a really annoying voice and say fuck a lot. and I wear normal average clothes with no distinctive things about them.

BUT I HAVE AWESOME JOKER SHOES

FUCK YEA JOKER SHOES