
Apparently, MACHOPONI is the He-man of Ponies. This book contains two things I love: Ponies, and zombies! It, unfortunately, also contains several things that I hate: One of which is absolutely horrible writing. Like...like SO bad. I mean GEEZ. This book could have been spectacular, if it weren't for the author's utterly juvenile sense of humor. MAcho Poni fights the care bears, macho pony fights the kool-aid man, macho pony fights other ponies. It's all like a ten year old wrote it with a poor concept of high brow humor, or sophisticated sense of timing. If you want a joke to be funny- like really funny, you need A set up and a punch line.
Most of this book, is just...barely connected situations that are all ended on a single page.
Thats right, the entire climax of the book- all of it, takes place on one single page. I am upset this exists, because I think I could do so much better than this. Maybe at least had an ending that actually filled the reader with a sense of resolution, instead of a longing to set the book on fire.
Most of this book, is just...barely connected situations that are all ended on a single page.
Thats right, the entire climax of the book- all of it, takes place on one single page. I am upset this exists, because I think I could do so much better than this. Maybe at least had an ending that actually filled the reader with a sense of resolution, instead of a longing to set the book on fire.
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You can clearly tell it was written with an eye to the old generations. You're not far off on the 10-year-old bit. It was written by someone for shock value. Mix ponies with blood, crossovers and terse, muscular prose and you get instant controversy, which equals fame. for 3-year-olds who haven't figured out the difference between positive and negative attention.
I bought this one thinking it would be incredibly interesting:
http://twitchfilm.com/news/PPZ.jpg
Like, how can they mix Jane Austen and zombies?
Apparently, it was easy. By being a total retard, the author was easily able to create a nonsensical story about high society types who fight zombies and ninjas.
Seems like a similar writing style, where the whole thing seems like a book for snickering 15 year olds with corny, corny, CORNY senses of humor.
In conclusion, it's not that hard to get a book published anymore I guess.
You just have to to convince the publisher that enough people will buy it based off the cover.
http://twitchfilm.com/news/PPZ.jpg
Like, how can they mix Jane Austen and zombies?
Apparently, it was easy. By being a total retard, the author was easily able to create a nonsensical story about high society types who fight zombies and ninjas.
Seems like a similar writing style, where the whole thing seems like a book for snickering 15 year olds with corny, corny, CORNY senses of humor.
In conclusion, it's not that hard to get a book published anymore I guess.
You just have to to convince the publisher that enough people will buy it based off the cover.
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