To all of you fathers out there, especially mine, Happy Father's day.

= A little explanation: my father and mother have always called themselves "Mr. Seal" and "The/Mrs. (Polar) Bear", and my baby name was "The Crab" and my Little brother  geraldsialis was "Alligator" but has become "Wolf on Stilts", or "Long-legged wolf", and I used to be called "Crab" and have become "The Badger."

And yes, in case you're wondering, I don't give a shit. =



{Hey...PSST!! Homosexuals who celebrate this month as yours alone; If it wasn't for your father, you wouldn't be here.
If you love your father, put the rainbow flag down for a couple of minutes and tell your Dad that you love him regardless.}

...............Will probably move this to scraps later............