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You're driving across the California desert in Dennis Weaver's body, pursued by Steven Spielberg. At the top of a lonely pass, you see a hitchhiker. As you get closer, you see it's Derpy Hooves. Will you try to use her powers of chaos to save your life by giving Steven Spielberg a PENIS condition, or use her powers of chaos on your PENIS, hoping to save your life and then begin a lifelong career of horse sex?
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Well, since I'm likely already driving with one hitchhiker ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7121647/ ), I'd be picking Derpy up, then using her Chaos powers for the best threesome ever!
Hmmmm , I guess our powers of chaos would probably cancel out . Or maybe there would be an implosion of the multiverse .Sigh ... I bet that's what would happen . When you have gods Loki , Mercury , Coyote , Bastet and Sun Wukong as patrons what's a derpy pony gonna do ? Like I always say " Live the adventure , embrace the confusion . " .
Correct , many don't realize there are different flavors of chaos . Mine happens to be serendipity .
Randomly spills his coffee on the car seat and pulls to the side of the road in California . Looks out and sees a pony with a backpack and and asks her if she has any paper towels . She walks to the car and says " No , I have napkins though " . Just then a tanker truck drives by and the driver waves . " Everyone thinks I'm someone they know ." She helps me clean up the seat with her napkins and a bottle of club soda from her pack . Then I drive her to one of her friend's house . Right about here I get shifted to another parallel universe .... again .
Randomly spills his coffee on the car seat and pulls to the side of the road in California . Looks out and sees a pony with a backpack and and asks her if she has any paper towels . She walks to the car and says " No , I have napkins though " . Just then a tanker truck drives by and the driver waves . " Everyone thinks I'm someone they know ." She helps me clean up the seat with her napkins and a bottle of club soda from her pack . Then I drive her to one of her friend's house . Right about here I get shifted to another parallel universe .... again .
With the few that believes to be in derpy hoove's place would be desperate for a lift would have to loose her shorts to get a ride when in other cases on a two lane highway she was to see traffic coming in the opposite direction and traffic coming in her direction when she steps into the lane as traffic was coming in her direction when the motorist had to swerve to avoid a Pegasus when they collided head on into the other motorist heading the opposite direction.
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