
FACT: I can't find my phone
FACT: Last time I can recall for sure seeing it was some time before the ferret was out yesterday
FACT: One of my ragdolls is a notorious thief-of-anything-small-enough
FACT: The other ragdoll and the ferret are both to be scheduled for vet appointments soon.
CONCLUSION: Belladonna (blue mitted ragdoll cat) and Felix (sable ferret) must've talked Clementia (blue lynx bicolor ragdoll cat) into nicking my phone. This is an absolutely preposterous conclusion, but the fact remains that I can't find the goddamned phone and thus can't make my phone calls.
And SOMETIMES when I blame Clemmy for missing objects, I'm even right.
FACT: Last time I can recall for sure seeing it was some time before the ferret was out yesterday
FACT: One of my ragdolls is a notorious thief-of-anything-small-enough
FACT: The other ragdoll and the ferret are both to be scheduled for vet appointments soon.
CONCLUSION: Belladonna (blue mitted ragdoll cat) and Felix (sable ferret) must've talked Clementia (blue lynx bicolor ragdoll cat) into nicking my phone. This is an absolutely preposterous conclusion, but the fact remains that I can't find the goddamned phone and thus can't make my phone calls.
And SOMETIMES when I blame Clemmy for missing objects, I'm even right.
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In my house, ferrets don't steal much of anything. The only thing he's ever showed much interest in stashing is the mitted cat.
Now, the other cat, she's a WHOLE different story. Stole treats out of my purse, once. The phone's a little too big for her to pick up and carry, otherwise I'd be even more convinced she's the culprit, here.
Now, the other cat, she's a WHOLE different story. Stole treats out of my purse, once. The phone's a little too big for her to pick up and carry, otherwise I'd be even more convinced she's the culprit, here.
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