A rare breed and interesting species in the aNIMAL kINGDOM, these odd, bird/kiwi-like flightless papery meat-filled animals are where Beef got its name, due to cow meat having a similar consistency and taste to that of Beefling meat.

These creatures have a beautiful, dainty, tweeting voice, but usually communicate by vibrating their beaks, causing them to make a sound that sounds like "Beef" in a low-pitched, ostrich-like manner. beeflings can have babies at will (called "beeflinglings"). After you put one in your room, it might explore its surroundings, say "Beef" a few dozen times, then waddle to what is presumably the bathroom, and when it comes back, it will have 5-80 healthy beeflinglings with it. Beeflinglings are great as a quick snack--if you don't mind the mama exploding a few times.

Currently, Farmer Folger Fireleg owns all of the beeflings in the universe in his ranch, where he hangs them upside down, pull their eyes out, lets them boil in a pool of scalding hot lardmilk, and down a waterfall, the scalded beefling carcasses are used to make Fireleg's Famous Beeflingers. They are finger-flingin' good! (seriously folks, don't fling your fingers.)

There has been a petition to save the beeflings sometime around the turn of the 6th centaur-y, but after the mating season where beeflinglings flooded the streets of Bigcityland and prevented the heffalumps (once fierce predators) from burning down them, the petition ended.

One famous beefling is Shia LaBeef.

My new ID. Enjoy.