yes... im sorry QnQ

I will hide the comment and pretend it never happened. -patpat- x3

thats because i type fast :c

I know that feeling >_>

QnQ

Don't see SCP stuff here, usually. O:

Please refrain from hugging the vagina faced teddy bear.

hahaha SCP!!!!

that awkward moment when you wanna sprint through a room where hes in
and you click space instead of shiFt =~=

Couldn't you just blink with one eye at a time? XD

i tried blinking like that once,it burnt for some reason

You can't wink? D;

no i meant i tried blinking one eye at a time and it doesn't work

There's a therow running around that 173 gets annoyed at blinking like that and can actually still move when winking, plus, I actualy tried this, it is -hard- to do on a constant basis for multiple minutes at a time.

Nah, SCP-173 considers that 'cheating' and will just kill you then and there D:

SCP 131 ftw :3

I don't get it.

SCP horror survival games, the one with red blotch on face would be SCP 173 (if i remember correctly) SCP is secure contain protect or something http://www.scp-wiki.net/

i know i know, its just people know them more for the games

SCP is acually made by afew guys (Including creepy pasta) And there under the development of games. The main purpouse of them is to give wtf factors and epicosity :3

i hope they make one for 682 :D

i think im unfamiliar with that one, I DO know theres a furry related one. Well they mention Anthrocon

The only one I ever saw was about that Korean variant of a kitsune... it killed lotsa people for no real reason other than because it could. Or maybe they called it a kitsune. It didn't like that.

682, the indestructible reptile.

Argh that would suck, its like the black shadow in contanment breach, he dosen't scare me anymore, he just pisses right off and i gamer rage becuase you can't excape or kill that fuck D:

Supposedly, one of the newest updates for Containment Breach actually has SCP-682 added to it. Horrifying... o_o

DONT BLINKKKK

SCP-stuff on Furafinity! I don't think I've ever been this happy...

o_o......O_O.....Q_Q.....-.-....X.X

This image is violation of [DATA EXPUNGED] and will be handled by Dr. ████████

<Approved by Lv. 4 Dr. ████████ >

Ahhh, crap. Is it really my turn to clean the floor in SCP-173's containment room? Dammit... Who wants to come help me? 8D
...
...
...Please?! I don't wanna die! D8

dont worryyy, the eyepods cant blink and will watch 173 for you :3

"Hah. Fuck your shit, these things don't blink!"

Also


Addendum 173-8: Incident 173-A
On ██/██/20██, Dr. ██████ introduced SCP-████ to SCP-173's chamber to conduct an experiment with SCP-173 and SCP-████. Dr. ██████ was able to blink freely, and since SCP-████ always fixed their perspective at non-living animate matter, Dr. ██████ was also able to turn his back towards SCP-173 with no risk of death or injury.

D-Class personnel will still be assigned to SCP-173 regardless, and will have no possession of SCP-████ to aid them.
Staff personnel just think it's amusing to watch D-Class personnel get killed by SCP-173. lolz***


*** - "Whoever wrote this in the file will be lowered to D-Class. That's not funny. The killings are, though. But it's not advised to go into my office when I go for a coffee break!" - Dr. ██████

this is by far the funniest SCP page http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-.....the-foundation

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-j :3

Naw meng ticklemonster is the best SPC

nope, SCP-010 :3

The test they conducted with him made me laugh my ass off.

I LOVE the SCP ^^

scp-173

dont forget 131-A and 131 B :3

and 083

you sure you mean 083? x3 083 is like an abandoned house

isnt it a stairwell with nothing in it except a freaky ass ghost?

nope, thats 087

SCP-682. That is all. :D

This.

If even God can't stop it and Dr. Clef backs away from it, then you got something fucked up on your hand.

SCP-010 is the best ;3

SCP-106. The stuff of freaking nightmares.

meh i still prefer 010, i'd love to have one x3 controlled and morphed into whatever your controller wants :p

I don't want any of them. They're dangerous! D:

Why did I sign up to work here in the first place? It sucks being a class D personnel. ._.

not all are dangerous ;3

Yeah, but the ones classified as "Safe" are generally left alone.

hehe, but loads of safes are cool ^.^ (like 010, ofc >;3)

You won't have to worry about that much longer. The end of the month is coming up.

Eh? What do you mean by that?

D: Class D personnel are designated staff used to handle the Keter-level objects. Warning: Class D personnel are not permitted interaction with class D personnel assigned to a different object or SCP personnel. Class D personnel are recruited from prison inmates. Condemned persons are preferred; in times of duress, Protocol 12 can be authorized, allowing recruitment of innocents or persons incarcerated for lesser crimes. All Class D personnel are to be terminated at the first of the month, and a new staff must be ready to replace them. After placement in quarters, staff must only contact Class D personnel through intercom system. All Class D personnel are to be given a minimum of one (1) polygraph tests at 1800 on a daily basis. Failure to comply will result in termination. Failure to pass test will result in termination. In event of any abnormalities, termination of entire Class D personnel is advised, as well as any SCP personnel that have had basic interaction with them.

TL;DR? class D get terminated the start of the month

Oh! :S Well, also, I've never been to prison, so I guess I'm NOT class D personnel. :P

I'm sorry to inform you that you've failed your polygraph test. You are hereby terminated. Goodbye. *BLAM*

I think you're janitorial staff, then. The guys with almost no security clearance that aren't class D and do not get killed on purpose or through deliberate exposure to unnesserary risks.

Well damn. ._. I thought I would at least qualify for basic security. Again, looks like I'll have to clean SCP-173's containment chamber. *grabs a mop and a bucket with soap and water in it* Haaaaaaahhh... Oh, well.

watch out!, the guy who walks through walls is behind you,now i need to watch pewdiepie play this again

BROFIST! :D

Hell yeah brofist to you too.

i think we should set up a pewdiepie fanpage,i've allready got a title, fans of all pewdiepie, unfortunately the acronym would be FAP ha ha seriously though who supports the idea

SCP-010 is best SCP

Fuck yeah, SCP fanart!

He just wants love. :C

And to break your spine.

scp?

Secure. Contain. Protect. There's a link somewhere in the comments above that can show you what we're all talking about. Kind of a cult following, but damn cool. :)

Oh, and start with SCP-001. It's the quickest way to identify if you're SCP personnel or not. :P

Euclids in my hallway!

Oh no, not this game again!

scp-49 nearly gave me a heart attack while playing SCP survival with some friends, deep personal fears of that mask. i would love to see you do more SCP stuff.

Oh hey, I used to write stuff for the SCP Foundation a while back!

Write anything good?

I wrote http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458 and others that have since been deleted for whatever reason. It's kind of sad really, the one I would like to link to (a smartphone that caused its users to compulsively enter their entire life's information into it and then destroy all physical records of their life) got deleted. They're kinda picky. Which makes the fact that my one surviving entry is probably the shittiest one I wrote even more frustrating. :\

what would 682's pizza have been like? o3o

Considering 682? Probably something topped with human remains and [REDACTED]

or maybe even [DATA EXPUNGED]

perhaps even ████████

[EXPLETIVE REDACTED], i was gonna say ████████ next!

For the record the other ones I wrote that have since been deleted were:

The Identity-Stealing Smartphone
The Amazing Skelly Gloves (a pair of skeleton gloves that increased the user's reflexes and grip strength, whether they wanted too or not)
The Universal Translation Pen (translated anything read into whatever language the user focuses on on)

It's odd that they kept one of the few benevolent objects.

It probably just slipped under their radar. It's literally the only one of my entries they didn't delete.

I always assumed they had some filter that made thing sit around awaiting review before being put onto the 'official' list.

Nah, you literally just go to a blank page and edit it, simple as that. They have mods that can edit/delete your entries afterwords, though.

Write the entries for any of the SCPs? If so, which ones? :D

*would also like ta know!*

I wrote http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458 and others that have since been deleted for whatever reason.

Haha, awesome. I think that SCP is an awesome one. Sorry to hear the other ones were deleted.

Aaaand Immy discovers the SCP.
God help us all.

I've known about it for a long time.

...well...my face is most certainly red.
Though that does explain quite a few things... n.n;;

Does it? It's not like I've been inspired by it :U

Those test chambers of yours say otherwise. :P

That idea mainly comes from Portal.

SCP? in my FA?


Yeah, I can live with that.

are those yellow and red things it's babys?

i have played SCP Containment Breach i just did not know what the yellow and red things weir.

the eyes are SCP 131, they never blink, so they are the ideal counter for 173, and it says they have the intellegence of house cats :3

oh

mhmm x3 SCP is awesome

is there a end to the game?

its just in alpha, i think so, but they're gonna add more, i think they are gonna add SCP 682 to the game and other stuff

No, the Sculpture is the thing on the left, classified as SCP-173. The little things that Lunaru is holding are called Eye Pods, classified SCP-131. They're two entirely different things.

DON'T BLINK

Here 173 looks kind funny or adorable. THe photo on the wiki makes me reach for eyebleach. There's just something WRONG about it. 173 is too big for the room and the blood on it's knife-fingers..

I believe that SCP 76-2 would be the next best candidate for portrayal by Immy.

Is it bad that I tend to like a lot of the items, like SCP-217...?

Keters are always so fascinating.

of course not, one of my favourites is 294-the vending machine that vends anything

like orgasm muffins.

my favorite is 682, obviously.



....so what happens if 682 is fed an orgasm-muffin from 294?

which one is 682 i forgot

The reptile that adapts to any attempts to destroy it. So far, it appears indestructible. And it thinks we're all horrible and "disgusting," as it put it. My GOD, that audio clip they included gave me goosebumps when I listened to it.

depends, male or female orgasm,i doubt it would stop it hating us though

SCP, awesome.

I wrote one about a fungus that grows mailboxes...haven't uploaded it yet.

DONT LOOK AWAY!

Needs moar 682

INORITE

I always thought it was spelt Exponged...

Secure. Contain. Protect.

It's a mannequin?

its made of concrete and its sentient x3 it moves when you dont look at it

Oh.

yep, just think of weeping angels from dr who who snap your neck and are major ugly, and you get him

I'm laughing at all the people who don't know about SCP. God that site is incredible.

I too must wonder if the Weeping Angels and 173 are related.

Why no Dr. Who jokes? =(

Oh god, I've always loved that site. The one you drew was actually the first one I'd ever seen.

IMMY!! I MUST REQUEST!!!

682 porn!!! please :3

You want porn of a deadly, basically indestructible reptile with little to no description of its body and the only provided picture of it being a stillshot of it recovering from total acid immersion?

Hell, I think Dr. Bright porn would be more appropriate then a sexual rendition of that abomination. D:

it'd be fun to see what Immy would make it look like.

As for the rest....ehhh, details, who needs em.

how about SCP-999 porn? That would make the reciever feel instant euphoria and laughter.

hey yea :D

and make it interesting like make it a rape or latex porn where 999 is the latex since it is basically like a gelatinous blob that takes many shapes

nnnno. 999 on 682.

oh my the slaughter of everyone around them, because 999 would activate a "tickle fight" and 682 would release a "laughter shockwave" after they both climax

but much porn would be made o3o

Indeed, i like the way that would turn out X3

Don't blink.

I just got into reading these and you post this.

... i dont get it.... sure i'm missing somthing though

appearently you can apply for the SCP I've tried twice and got declined.. TWICE T~T

Don't look away! Don't blink! D:

Oh hold on... You've got the eye-guys...

They never blink.
Ever.

YOU ARE A GENIUS

The SCP Foundation does not exist, so by order of "Uncle Mike" I'm going to lock you in a never ending staircase that also doesn't exist.

watch this www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106
YW

Awesome. I didn't know you made an SCP Foundation piece, Immy. Heh, nice use of SCPs 173, 131-A and 131-B here.

Kinda makes me wonder what SCP-682 would look like in your style.