Inspired by a Nigerian Bank, My own insanity and boredom during Art Appreciation (I appreciate it damnit! Gimme me 3 credits!), and  salty 's tendency to draw insanity like this (Though more thought out, and drawn better)

Also, I figured to avoid any 'such and such can't enjoy his blankiddy-blank', I'd make this furry (Originally, the character in the middle was intendid to be a overly fat, mustache'd man wearing a bowler... that, and his eyes were going to be bulging out more, and bloodshot.) So may I introduce to you Prince, named in honor of 'Prince Mensah', the quote-unquote creator of the E-Mail that spawned this brain-fart, and my now go-to Hampster...thing... for all internet retardation.

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DEAREST ONE
I GOT YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION THROUGH WHEN I WAS SEARCHING FOR FOR A HELPER AND I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU, HOPING THAT BY ALMIGHTY GODS GRACE YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME OUT FROM MY SITUATION, AFTER MY SEVEN GOOD DAYS PRAYERS AND FASTING OVER SEEKING FOR AN OVERSEES GUARDANCE .

I AM MR PRINCE MENSAH 22 YEARS OLD THE ONLY SON OF LATE CHIEF BANJA MENSAH WHO WAS A FAMOUS AND WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ACCRA HERE,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF GHANA BEFORE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE.
I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (US$9,500,000.00 )NINE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT OVERSEAS FOR AN INVESTMENTS PURPOSES,SUCH AS REAL ESTATES MANAGEMENTS AND STOCK MARKETS.

PLEASE DEAR ,
I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THIS MY TOTAL FUND AS YOUR COMMISSION FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO ME. PLEASE KINDLY MAIL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MY LETTER FOR MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS
MY MUTUAL TRANSACTION.
YOURS SINCERELLY,
PRINCE MENSAH,

NOTE: I HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS MY FUND DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER IN THE BANK. PLEASE QUICKLY AND KINDLY REPLY ME ON THIS MY PRIVATE
EMAIL ADDRESS, THANKS AND GOD BLESS