This is why I'm not allowed in public. I have no shame in my bodily functions.

We were on our way to AnthroCon on Thursday. I was slouching in my small, uncomfortable airplane chair playing with my iPhone. A couple of silent but not deadlies bubbled out. That's cool. Everyone has them.

Then the turbulence came! You can't be in that possession with turbulence and be able to hold much in.

It giggled something loose and a big silent and deadly found it's way out. It wasn't until a few seconds before it woke Leurai beside me and her face made me snert.

You'd think that's where the story ends... oh no, my friend. I'm assuming it was so bad because a stewardess wandered past and then the smell of vanilla suddenly filled the air.

Sad to say, every time I think of this, I start giggling. I'm just a sucker for a good fart joke. *snert snert snert*

Sedan© Kemoro
That's me in the purple shirt.

I feel sorry for the random business passengers. But just a little. XD