Since I've been actually working the rest of this week, I was only able to do this last night and morning. For the wonderful  kurreltheraven, the wacky guy responsible for basically me being here.
Patrick: Happy Birthday Kuz! *hugs*
Kurrel: Well thank you, my friend!
Patrick: Dinner's on me!
Kurrel: Well that's really nice of you, Patrick! You have something in mind?
Patrick: Well, yes! There's this great all-you-can-eat buffet place that I like to go to alot.
Kurrel: I think I might have to pass, I'm on a diet, y'know.
Patrick: Really? They have REALLY good food.
Kurrel: They probably do, but I've put on a bit of weight.
Patrick: A bit? I'd say you're putting it on as we speak!
Kurrel: WHAT? *stomach slowly expands, pushing out over waist*
Patrick: *snickers*
Kurrel: My face feels all weird. *ear stretch and snout grows* Patrick, did YOU do something to me??? *fingers grow together*
Patrick: *looking innocent* ME??? I wouldn't dare. *starts laughing uncontrolably*
Kurrel: YOU FIEND!! *finally finishes expanding into a anthro'd pig, just about 100 pounds shy of Patrick's girth*
Patrick: Hey, I wanted you to REALLY enjoy your birthday. It'll wear off after the weekend.
Kurrel: REALLY? *pauses* Hey, that's really cool. But for the whole weekend?
Patrick: UM...yeah, did I mention the buffet is also open 24 hours???
Kurrel: HEH!
Patrick: C'mon, let's go wreck the joint!
*laughter is mixed with pig squeals as our friends walk off camera, and we fade to black*
Happy Birthday Kuzza!