Well, this joke was stolen from the Simpsons ^^

Jadine's managed to lose a little weight... but nowhere near as much as he'd thought... he still can't actually walk properly yet (oh my!)

And I'm not saying how heavy he is, cause I'm not good a guaging weight... If you want to guess at a figure go ahead... but I think it's safe to say he still weighs more than 1000lbs...