Buy him here! https://www.etsy.com/listing/103029.....pirate-axolotl
Yarrrrr!
This one really likes video games.
According to the legends, Fluffy piratelotls prowl the northern oceans in search for delicious earthworms. Unlike their more tropical cousins, they have a thick coat of fur and are much more cuddly. Considering how rare they are, maybe they are just lonely.

Axolotls are a type of Mexican salamander that live their entire lives in a neotenic (larval) state. They never leave the water and they even breed while being like this. They were almost extinct at one point, but now they are making a comeback due to captive breeders and labs raising awareness about their awesomeness.

The axolotl is about 9 inches long and is child (age 3+) safe, with supervision. The hat can be removed, and the cord for the eyepatch is sewn down, but could still be pulled off.
Please note: due to differences in individual computer monitors, this might appear differently than it is in real life. It's a lovely fluffy grey and red, with burgundy gills. All of the pictures are the same axolotl, just under different lighting. :3 Xbox controller is not included.