It will take more than equal rights to solve the sheep pimping problem. Sure, it'll help, but that's something that's reaching epidemic levels as it is, and desperately needs national recognition.

If I were a Sheep Pimp, my name would be Wooly Bully.

...and yes, that would be my theme music, just with a slower "pimp walk" tempo... maybe a better bass line.

Ah, the Japanese flag~

Dammit, I was going to say that.

You know... I didn't notice that until you said it...

Then again, my priorities may be a bit different... *shrugs* I'unno. I like Chocolate Twizzlers, what do I know?

At any rate, science is hard to argue with. Even the great Clint Eastwood himself acknowledges there are far more important issues to deal with than who is allowed to live happily with another. Clint ftw.

The great Clint Eastwood indeed! I was just considering watching "The outlaw Josey Wales" again tonight, love... nice reference.

It is odd to me how many people are still being such anuses...anusis... anii? ...*shrugs* Assholes ... about this issue. I mean, really? In this modern era of scientific awareness, self-awareness, increasing population, cultural evolution... this is still an issue for these people? What crockery two folkes are keeping in their cupboards? Yumpin' Yimmeny...

I like Lewis Black's statement on the relative importance of the topic being "just under are we eating too much garlic as a people".

Oh yes, another great speaker of the people. If you and I ever meet, I hope we take a trip to Mr. Black's health club and get some pancakes. c: And yes, people should truly stop being such assholes. If you act like one, eventually you'll be fucked like one.

Also, Outlaw Josey Wales is an EXCELLENT movie~

Justin Beaver as president is probably the most worrying. Everything else seems rather hilarious.

Duder... that would be pretty horrifying.

*head tilts* Then again... I'm not sure if he'd be any worse or better than any of the jokers we've had leading up thus far. Hell, I'd vote Mick Jagger and an old innertube if their platform seemed equal, fair and cleverly packaged...

Well, he may not be that bad, but starting approval rating would be so low that he might be impeached before making a lasting effect, good or bad dood.

Zombie Porno Apocalypse? If that ever happened I'd be scared for both my anus and my penish O______O

But not your brains...?

Your tasty... tasty... brainz...? *shakes salt in yer hair*

Why would anybody want MY brain? XD I'm insane, demented, perverted and a bunch of other things why would anybody wanna eat my brains? XD

That just adds a spicy tang to it!

Which raises all kinds of points I've asked co-workers about... probably a big part of why they don't ask me out to brekky after work... *snofts* Do zombies have preferences on the issue of brain eating? Does intelligence effect taste? Does dysfunction? Retardation? Would the affect be for the better or worse? Do different ethnicities have different flavors? Do different ages have sharper or milder flavors? Would slackers have fatty, high-cal brains? Would collegiate types have lean, granola treat brains...?

*blink blinks*

I wonder about this crap... I do.

Huh ... that is actually an interesting thought XD

Your not alone in those thought's >.>

Why does zombie porno apocalypse would be a bad thing to happen x) ?

No testers involved placed moral judgement on anything. *waves dismissively* We made certain that testing conditions were fair and ...relatively... unbiased. All results were simply hypothetical scenarios which were tested for...

In addition to, but not limited to, the following:

Paper-cut ninjitsu UFC Championships
Decrease in Australian Penis-wrestling spectatorship
Pez named amerika's favorite snack food
Lego Building Bricks' nutritional value brought into question
Celine Dion re-marrying ex-husband Terrence
FSM-ism declared illegal

Far too many hypotheticals were tested to list here, love. It should be mentioned however, that there were some ambiguous results to the tune of 3% on George Takei being elected to public office, but that may have been my personal bias... *chuckles*

Haven't you seen the movie Zombie Strippers? Porn and Zombies don't mix! ><

I have that movie!! *cackles* The pool ball trick! KyahHA HA HA!!! The slimy nasty panties! AUGH!

Great film...

Auugh!! Why did you remind me?! WHY?!?! XD

Global projectile....squirts....lol

Although the study was very comprehensive, many results were not listed here. In addition to the listed 0% sums, the following results were also found to be nil...

Peaches experiencing male-pattern baldness
John Malkovich imploding
Rush Limbaugh going supernova
Tribes of female welders running rampant with VD
Tribes of male welders running rampant with VD
Fallout4 featuring Howard the Duck as it's main character

However, as previously mentioned, there was a 3% discrepancy in which George Takei was elected to public office... but that may have been affected by personal bias. *grins*

Marry whoever ya want i say, well so long as they have a pulse anyway 8D

You know, that is an intriguing point... *scritches her head* I've never heard it stated quite that way. As long as they're not dead... *mulls it over* Seems like good enough criteria to me.

You know, After i posted this i was reminded of an episode of 1000 ways to die
A guy Took a cow heart and passed a DC current throught it to make it beat and used it as, well a sex toy, is the best way i can put that.

So maybe the pulse thing is a tad Too broad an idea, Also what about Zombie lovers? yea gotta rethink that one 8D

Submersible twinkies!?

Finally my bath-time snacking woes are at an end!

Although legalizing same-sex marriage will not cause the commercial availability of water-proof twinkies to become a reality, Prinny Sciences Inc. ™ is pushing to see their concept patented and hit mass market sometime soon...

Fucking Romney... *grumbles*

Well, I think that the easiest way would be to invent a shrink ray, then you zap one of them old timey diving suits with the big round head and the two old bearded prospector type persons ashore to pump air down to it. Then you put the Twinkie in the diving apparatus. Then I can take it underwater. But then you need to shrink down an air-lock chamber to go into so the Twinkie doesn't get wet.
Inside the chamber is a teleporter that can send the Twinkie to a plate set next to the tub so that I can easily reach it. PRESTO! Submersible Twinkie.
:3




.....wait a second.... I think there might be a slight flaw in my plan somewhere. I just don't know what it is.

I just had this image of playing Bioshock, a huge bloody battle with one of those Bouncer Big Daddy types, jus bullets and plasmids and all kinds of shit flying everywhere, finally dropping the big bastard... Bloody and battered, I clamber on top of his fallen form, and remove his helmet, only to find an empty suit.... holding naught...

...but a twinkie.

That's how it all started.

A man chooses.... A Twinkie, sponge cake.

But a slave... gets what? Well, besides a healthy golf swing...?

mmmm....

mmmm....
*do some complicated-for-nothing math and theories*

ah-hem!

your diagram is...

more than right miss!

submersible twinkies?

Indeed! *courtsies* Thank you, love. Prinny Sciences Inc. ™ spares no expense to see to it that their experiments are accurate.

Now, although submersible twinkies do already exist, depending upon your definition of "twinkie" ...gods know I've been with a few... *laughs* ... for the purposes of this experiment we're only referring to the water-proofing of delicious cream-filled snack goodies...

Wait... that didn't sound much different, did it? ...dammit. *snofts* Them lil' Debbie things...

Heh you know in Canada we legalized Gay marriage, and then we elected an in the closet gay cowboy as prime mister (Canadian joke, Stephen Harper is a gay cowboy) who has been a bit of an ass to them about this looking for little loop holes to screw over the internationals who get married in Canada. Still it has always angered me when people talk about gay marriage as a horrible idea, i have gotten into a bar fight about it (I didn't want to, but he had a few too many and started punching. I won BTW) People have this twisted little idea about Marriage and who and who should not be allowed in and who and who should be together and it is just the wrong idea they act like seeing two men or women or anything out of the "norm" is some hideous and horrible act against man, god, and all of nature "OH MY GOD MY CHILD HAS SEEN TWO MEN KISSING! NOW HE SHALL BECOME A NECROPHELIACT DOG RAPIST WHO EATS THE THINGS HE RAPES AFTER DEFILING THE CORPSE FURTHER! (True story some one did that! HYPER LINK! http://www.google.ca/search?client=.....client=psy-ab&amp;hl=en&client=opera&hs=gJ7&rls=en&channel=suggest&q=Man+has+sex+with+his+girlfriend%27s+dead+dog+in+front+of+preschool&oq=Man+has+sex+with+his+girlfriend%27s+dead+dog+in+front+of+preschool&gs_l=serp.3...5418.9952.0.10295.15.14.0.0.0.8.1546.4549.0j7j3j1j7-1j1.14.0...0.0.-rS2zTY08_c&pbx=1&fp=1&biw=1887&bih=913&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&cad=b&sei=3tnrT_6_H4W_qgHy2fjWBQ )OH WHAT A CRUEL CRUEL WORLD BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER AND WANT TO BE TRUE TO THEM SELVES NOW THE END IN NIGH OURS IS DESERVE DAMNATION!!!" Ugh some people and their narrow views, still you can't hate them for what they are just heavily annoyed, I have always thought that the only thing that should be a factor in if you wish to be with another person other than courage to ask them in the first place is If you truly have grown to love them. If you get a little smile when you catch your self thinking about them and there is an almost a physical pain when you are kept from seeing them again, love infatuation some kind of hind brain nesting instinct or something far more then mere words can say, If people wish to be married it should be their choice to get to do so. In summation Marriage is many things to many people, it can be a business deal, it can be the ultimate expression of love, and for more than a few it is a symbol of equality, it can be submitting to another and they to you, and it can be something unfathomable profound a moment when two souls can become one where two minds meet and the islands that we cloister our selves on collide and for good or ill become something different; And if two people of the same sex wish to undertake such a thing they should be allowed to like all others in the world.

On a side note i should not drink Jack Daniels with coke and beer it angers the blood apparently

You know, I've always liked you, love. *smiles*

Merci madam Ashley it is always nice to see your art raise valid questions and interesting arguments... also the lawls and the violence really it is fun to watch your mind work on paper *smiles and does the fonzi*

Considering what's happening to traditional marriage (*cough cough* Britany SPears married for 56 hours or so *cough cough*), what would the hurt in gay marriage? Churches get a 25% increase in revenue? States see an increase of happy residents? Divorce lawyers gain some interesting stories about settlements? And all this is coming from a STRAIGHT American.

ANd I've seen Zombie porno apocalypse. It's a movie called Zombie Strippers! <---the exclamation point is part of the title. And i doubt the dead will rise up because the US decided Bob and Roscoe can marry. I say let them marry. If and only if the divine(whoever it may be) has a say in the matter and reacts, then and only then should there be some reconsidering

Bingo, love. Bingo bango bongo.

Ya know, even when I was active in the ministry, lo them many years ago... I never could quite do with that whole BS, in particular, understanding my own anatomy as I did. Funniest thing, I swear... every time I've been in a debate with some religious figure or another I take a ...*smirks* ...not small amount of nearly tactile pleasure in watching them squirm to answer me on this point...

"Your god made us all, yes? Man, woman... and otherwise. In my case, otherwise, as I was born parts of both. So, taking this into account, what does the bible say on who I'm allowed to marry?"

On the other point, indeed. The B-rate horror-festival of 'Zombie Strippers' occupies a place of honor on my shelf as well, love. Though the acting may not be quite top-notch *chuckles* come on, 'zombies', 'strippers' and 'Robert Englund'... what's not to like?

the face dance he had. I didn't like that because i swore i knew what he saw and smelled

If they approve Gay Marriage will I get a "Moon Laser"

NO, but you may get a *big Dr Evil air quotes* "Death Star"...

Okay what about a *big Dr Evil air quotes* "Bumper Car"

*kung fu beard pose* Hmmmmmmm.... Could happen. Better zip fly.

okay I'm lost...... was this trying to ENCOURAGE same sex marriage? cuzz sofar that's wat it's doing for me, half those seem like posatives! Zombie Porno Apocalypse? sheeet sign my black ass up!

WHile the notion of planetary death-rape is not necessarily a negative, the lab crew at Prinny Sciences Inc ™ tested for many different outcomes of legalizing same-sex marriage without bias or malice. Our personal interests were removed from the situation completely for the test with the possible exception of the 3% anomaly pertaining to George Takei being elected to public office...

Other possibilities tested for included some things even the testing crew felt were rather positive outcomes, but were still found to be completely unaffected by the concept of same-sex marriage legalization. These included, but were not limited to:

Joss Whedon's "Firefly" getting another season.
My 1st wife getting spontaneous boils on her ass.
My 1st wife's divorce lawyer getting boils on his ass.
Worldwide size increase of everyone's sexual organs.
Field sobriety tests switched out for oral sex.

again, sign me up knee-grow!

. . . wait, no downfall of American society, rise in terrorist activity or zombie porno apocalypse?!

Strangely enough, it seems none of these things occurred during our tests... As much as so many people said it would happen, we were certain we'd see some manner of debilitating social destruction. We thought it may have been an erroneous outcome so we retested and retested against our initial results many times.

One prinny got a hangover and series of lacerations... but that was found to be from an unrelated bet concerning martini consumption and a weed-whacker.

Well, seems a bit pointless in that case. . . but then again two people can marry, so I guess that'll do just fine.

. . . How many martinis did the prinny consume?

Accounts varied. We never could get an accurate result... *tches*

Personally I think marriage as a whole is pretty meaningless. It's like making love contractually binding. So anybody trying to dig up any false sense of "sanctity" there is downright being a silly goose.

1 million moms...am I to believe that not ONE of them tried vagina and acquired a taste for it?

"Meaning isn't found in things, but between them" ...easily one of the most truthful statements I've ever heard.

For most folks, about 95% of 'em, I'd say their marriage is indeed exactly as you said love, pretty damn meaningless. Some of my favorites are the ones in which the fine young couple of 15 yr olds gets hitched after a drunken hook-up results in a pregnancy, and as NObody would EVER think of aborting that sacred... *chuckles*... little life or just putting it up for adoption or anything... *sighs* they get married... sheer brilliance.

But then again, whaddaIknow? I stayed faithful to my last ex for about a year and a half after she'd abandoned our vows to become a online hooker in another country... *shrugs* Our marriage meant something to me it apparently didn't to her... *laughs*

...OH MY GOD!!!! A ZOMBIE PORNO APOCALYPSE!? So you're saying if gays are allowed to marry... We're going to be dealing with a Zombie Porno apocalypse!! This is awful! Why colour pink! WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN US!!! ...Wait... It is pink right? It's not just be being colour blind to red is it?

*snickers* I like you. I do. *hands over a free beer*

Oh, and we've found that as long as you keep a slower, less capable, but fully edible, friend handy, zombies never present any real threat...

Cheers -pops the cap off and drinks, only to realise i don't like alcohol- ...Uhh second thoughts I'll just have a glass of water... Just as long as it's not from the taps of mexico... WAIT! ...I just may have single handedly found the source of our zombies...

Ewwww... Is a possibirity. *snerks* I had a professor once who told a very memorable tale of avoiding the water on his last mexico trip at all costs *big eyes* but he was eventually done in by a soda on ice.

Ha ha... Ice... The least of our worries... Turns out it's the most dangerous...

Now this is a statement. Still. Sharks with laser beams would be cool to have. You can go all Doctor Evil on someone's ass even more than Doctor Evil himself could.

S'possible I suppose, yes. But unfortunately, the passing of same-sex marriage equality will not grant us these devices. *shrugs* Seems all it'll do is finally allow same-sex couples to have equal legal representation. *grins*

Still, I'm sure if we all work together we can make it happen. *grim resolve face* We just have to try... *pinkies up*

All true.

Also, not sure if very dedicated... or hitting on me... Pffff, lol. *pinkies anyway*

To say the least, I am VERY dedicated to the movement. S'one thing I feel very strongly about, from taking part in protests to my semi-infamous arguments with the mayor(s) and governor, the debates I've had on campus, the counseling I do for other TG youths and so on and so forth. *snofts*

If there's one thing I will not shy away on defending, it's the rights and equality of all people in this country, not just the ones who popular consensus feel should have them.

Thank goodness I see no blue on that Japanese flag diagram.
Projectile diarrhea.
No thank you.

T'would make for a pretty entertaining family Christmas party, but otherwise I gotta say there's no place for that business in my business...

I can handle any of that, except for the Bieber thing!