A spoiler for something new. i decided since i fap to most ass related stuff on fa i should contribute, so here is a spoiler for what my new idea is


A Solid andA Gas
Warning, contains the whole facesitting farting and other stuff that ppl who are homophobic or h8 regular show wolud not like. You have been warned now listen to my writing.
Mordecai and rigby were sitting on the couch, with the park chores done they had nothing to do. Mordecai and rigby just sat there bored out of their minds…, “*yawn* hey rigby, theres fotta be somethin to do” Rigby agreed as he got up and streched his hamstrings. Mrdecai chuckled, “Are you gonna do that every time you get up. “ rigby laughed and replied, “Well SORRY, I just don’t wanna pull my hammys. I’m gonna get a soda.” As rigby left for the kitchen mordecai decided to lie down on the couch. When rigby came back he got even madder, “dude, get off my spot.” Mordecai begged, “dude, relax I’m so tired from doing all our work.” Rigby shouted, “STOP TALKING!!!” he about it for a while then came to a decision. If mordecai wasn’t gonna move, he would sit on top of him. He would have to do it right in order to avoid his friends beak, but he was gonna sit in his favorite spot. He creeped up on mordecai who had been trying to fall asleep for a while. He turned around and lifted his striped tail and whispered, “hey mordecai…” as mordecai turned his body over, rigby sat on his face, just above the beak. Rigby said smuggly, “I almost hit your beak.” Mordecai tried to push him off but he couldn’t, so he shouted, “ dude cmon this is weird just get off of me, I’ll let you have your seat back.” Rigby got up and mordecai moved, he punched rigby’s arm and said to him, “not in public, remember.” Rigby whimpered in agreement, for these two were trying to hide the fact that they really enjoyed each others company, they really enjoyed it, but if anyone found out they would get fired for sure.

I really want to know what you guys think of it. P.s if you dont like dont comment plz