Spiderrr. <3

Spiders are our natural allies, devouring unwAACKFPHPTHT AAAGH FFPHTHPPT IS IT ON ME? IS IT ON ME?

In your hair. Web on your face.
I had a dream about wasps swarming me, and when I woke I had to throw off the covers because it felt like a blanket of wasps. Why do wasps even exist? If I were Noah I'd have denied them access to the HMS Ark on the basis that they're useless, evil, and generally rather hateful. "Do you make honey, señor wasp? Do you build and better your environment, or just impose yourself upon it? Do you do anything other than selfishly expand your little settlements, to spread more wasps, and to become the fear and menace of almost all other land animals, with your stings and your laying of eggs inside our bodies? Honestly, señor wasp, you are almost as bad as humans. Go fuck yourself."

Spiders.

> laying of eggs inside our bodies?

That's how they got on the ark...

It's a bit kinky.