
"Well sir, if you had actually paid your bill this moth maybe you'd still have the luxury of cable but, unfortunately until you make a minimum payment of $XXX your cable will remain in a Disconnected status. Also sir did you know that you have over $400 in adult films ordered on your account. You didn't order them? Well sir the only way to get the movies on your account is to order them through your remote control. Yu may need to talk it over with your family to see who is ordering these films... oh you live alone.... well then."
LOVING MY JOB.
LOVING MY JOB.
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Oh my, I had that job for a little while through a temp agency. I hated that job more than ANY of them I ever had. The excuse I hated the most for needing cable connected was "I have kids!" Therefore I need cable. Then there was this one guy who said he was blind, seriously, and he was chewing me out for his cable being out when he has paid his bill every month on time, faithfully, for years. Blah blah, and how could we (evil company thay we are) not forgive him this time and let him pay it when he feels like it. It was really confusing because apparently he also drove himself there. I seriously wanted to ask him about that. Can't be all THAT blind now can we. I was especially terrifed when the cop came in screaming his head off at me. I thought he was going to shoot me, the god damned ass hole. I had nothing to do with his stupid cable being turned off.
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