FUQ DA POLIC COMIN STR8 FROM DA UNDRGROUND

Many people have a fear of cops, they're scary uniformed men who can drag you to a nebulous offshore forever prison...

No, wait, that's Homeland Security.

LOL

Don't LOL!

Then the Terrerists win.

X-3

LOL. This is adorable. Mines not that bad, but they honestly scare me, I get all nervous even though I haven't done anything wrong xD

I do the same thing, and then I look suspicious and they wanna talk to me, and then its like "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR YOU JUST SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA ME! ; ~: "

So if I wanted to scare you, it would be smarter for me to dress up as a police officer instead of a mummy?

yes. D:>

With this mind, since you didn't submit anything yesterday you could call it a...





COP out.

Wow, may I ask why?

Police officer scare me extremely bad. Like, panic attack bad and I'm not sure why. :c I know they are nice men and I have talked to them but whenever I see one in uniform I honestly get nervous and start panicking. :c EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A CLEAN RECORD AND I DONT DO BAD STUFF /cry

ME TOOOOOOO ;A;

I'm scared of people scared of police men...... JKJKJK

YOU SHOULD BE

Perfectly reasonable.

but uniforms are so sexy D:

its ok. i share your fear. they are some scary mother fuckers o.O

I'm pretty comfortable around cops, really.
Great story: A friend of a friend is an anarchist, and he walked up to this pair of cops sitting in their car.
So he asks cop no. 1 "Hello officer! I wanted to ask, is it okay to call an officer a pig?"
Cop no. 1 answers that no, it is not.
Anarchy dude says "Oh. But, is it okay to call a pig an officer?"
Cop no. 1 looks very confused, but answers that yes, he supposes that would be okay.
Anarchy dude says "Oh. Well thank you, then. Good bye, officer!", and walks off.
Cop no. 1 continues looking confused.
Cop no. 2 laughs.