Woo! story time.

Looks great!

"I wish you were dead and couldn't grant these other fuckers any wishes. I mean seriously, Jim here has a dying wife and he'll be SUPER pissed if he lost the chance at curing her disease, it'll be HILARIOUS."

Though the retribution will be most likely swift, since you know, you can oh so accidentally get caught in the net, slip and fall off the boat... two against one... no one would have to know...

Worth it.

Actually no, I take that back.

Guy #1: I want to bone Guy #3's wife.

Guy #2: I also want to bone Guy #3's wife.

Guy #3: I want to bone YOU while the other two run a train on my wife.

I don't know man, the third guy would probably get the shortest stick after all, much like birds giving blowjobs, there's probably a reason why fishdicking hasn't caught on that much. If I were Guy #3 in that situation, I'd probably wish to bone both Guy #1 and #2's wives. And my own. After all the other dude's wives aren't probably as good in bed if they have to call dibs on my wife.

Fishdicking gets a bad rap because of the whole 9/11 conspiracy, but I assure you, sticking your dick in a magical wish-granting fish is as good as baking a delicious cake made of heaven itself, eating all but one slice, and then sticking your dick in that last slice.

Is that an alligator gar? This is fantastic!

Naw, it's just a pike: http://www.everydayweekender.com/wp.....mmothpike1.jpg

Awesome illustration, already.

Pikes are a bitch to clean, they were gonna throw it back anyways.

Hush! Don't say it so loud or you'll ruin everything!

Hehehe :3c