Here is the PG version of my character sheet.

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Here we go!
Now you have a fake face to match with my name!
Here he/me is GlueFactory.

Trashy unicorn mule. Where is the horn? It's optional. I opted no... Because I'm quite lazy. It took me like 3 plus weeks to actually finish this SIMPLE thing. But I was pressed to wrap it up because I won a kiriban on Morticia's page :p

Notable features!
Skin is pale blue (inside mouth, ears, *cough cough*, nips)
Only the spots on the face matter, everything else is random.
Hair can be dyed with highlights, and styled in many ways.
Not too muscle toned... (This is because I can't draw...)
Smokes cigarettes like a bellow.
Tail is always wrapped.
Uhhhh....
Not sure if anything else really matters... I guess he's part donkey part clydesdale. But... is magic? Magic powers include the ability not sleep, and can break any sewing machine by just being near them.

He has the bad habit of braying when he laughs... Obviously somewhat stubborn. He can be an ass. Pretty friendly, just don't stand behind him. (That's a lie. Mules can be behind themselves.)

Wears trashy "goth" clothes. Home-tailored fashion disaster.

So go draw him! Draw him better than I can!