You're out in the African savanna. Deep in the middle of your exploration, you notice that there's a lone secretary bird away from the others you just saw. Seeing its mutation of having canine-like ears, you creep in closer, hoping to capture an image of this bizarre creature to begin the studies back at the camp sight.

It spots you, and starts to panic. It lets its defense mechanism kick in, and promptly begins vomiting rainbows.

You decide to call this creature "Noma" as an insult, despite its lack of facial disfiguration.



i am a majestic creature how dare you

(found on tumblr, credit goes to whoever took it, but this is me irl. SORRY GUYS HAD TO REUPLOAD)