I like your outfit, Miss Ashley... *giggle*
(Not to mention your warped sense of humor, but you knew that ;)

Thank you m'lady-luv. How was it George Carlin said it... something about "...and then they grow up fucked up and come to shows like this!" *cackles*

I thought it was good, lifes to short not to laugh, and the mlp-freaks are some of the best to laugh at... LOL

No foolies, love.

You know, it's still odd to me. *hiccups* I post a few journals, warning people... about an opinion on content, but still, a warning.... not to look at these things if they like that stupid show. I even use a prinny icon to signify them... but these lil' jackasses still go through the process of ignoring warnings, reading them anyway... *Big eyes* presumably reading them... half the comments they leave seem to indicate they didn't actually read a damn thing... and then, theoretically knowing at best I'm going to ignore them, at worst I'll laugh at their spiteful commentary and make fun of them in a "Complaint Department"... And they still do it all. *shrugs again* I just don't have that kind of time, really.... I'd think if they liked their damn show so much they'd spend their time watching it, rather than me... *laughs*

think of it this way though, if they did read it, or stopped coming and complaining, you'd run out of stuff for complaint department...

Interesting point, love. Sad to say though, after just a few of these things, damn but I could go on forever with just "The Complaint Department". I mean... jeezus, bulletpoint presentation in a comment? What manner of life does a person have wherein they have not only the inclination, but also the time to waste on being so... Yeesh.

As much as I like the show people or better yet 'bronies' need to really get over themselves if they still send ya hate comments, this pic is more than appropriate if I may say ^w^ Also very nice dress, lookin' good and lookin' classy ^w^

Thank you indeed, love. It often does surprise me how often I get some pretty angry mail or comments that seem... well... self-defeating... *head tilts* S'like when they go on for a good three or four comments about how "childish" or "hateful" my comics/I are/am without acknowledging the very simple fact... Noone is being hateful towards anyone but them. I suppose if you count fictional characters picking on fictional characters as the same level of importance as being a jerk to an actual person, maybe that's the point they're making? *shrugs* I'unno. Seems a bit off to me.

Thank you again, love. *courtsies*

Good show putting those baleful and vexatious equine-siblings in their place, mademoiselle!

*grins* Thank you for your support, m'dear.

Oh dear! There appears to be a severe case of what the common folk call "lag" affecting our communication attempt!

I'm sorry love. Our apartment complex at some point worked out this deal with the local division of Cox Communications to get us all free internet whether we wanted it or not. Ever since then, sure my bills are about 80 bucks less a month, but my internet practically grinds to a damn halt at about 7AM until... *brow furrows* I'm not sure, really. I'm generally no on until the wee hours of the morning.

Well damn, that sucks :I

Sucks and blows, yep. Seems to also affect XBL at times which can make for some annoying... if not maybe entertaining from a 3rd party p.o.v., game-fails.

I do love blaming lag for how much I suck at 3rd Strike :U

*chuckles* I did have a few odd instances in my brief forays into MK online...

The arcade edition works well enough for me, but there's no way I'm buying an online pass for MK9 only to battle a bunch of cheap-ass Kung Laos :I

What are we supposed to do if we feel you have personally and maliciously amused ourselves with your anti-mlp comics ?

Send me your address and a SASE and I'll send you a package of strawberry twizzlers...?

I'unno. *chuckles* Sounds good to me.

Am I the lone brony who is capable of enjoying both MLP and the comics you put up here? For real, they make me laugh, and I honestly don't see what the big deal about them is.

No hun you're not. Both my bf and I enjoy these anti pony comics. [though I think I enjoy them more than he does. ^^]

*smiles* A pleasure to make your acquaintance Mr Dragon. I have heard much of your exploits! *grins*

To answer, it's funny, honestly. I've gotten so much positive feedback from some of the 'bronie' folkes on these gooferies, but the majority of it is in private note format.... *chcukles* kind of like I'm the mistress they kep on the side, guilty pleasure, that sorta thing. *cackles* Nothing new there! KYAH AHAA!

Oh... I mad myself feel bad again... *rattles her head, shakes it off*

Though also, to add, as much as I dislike the show... *ahem* ... it's odd to me... so many on the internets seem incapable of differentiating between an opposing viewpoint and direct opposition. It's just sad to me really, that failing, but a function of maturity, maybe or a lacking of proper perspective. *shrugs* Anywho- I don't harass the pony people, and I don't support doing so, never have. It's their thing, not mine and I leave them to it. Now *chuckles* if someone enjoys the silly shit I do, that's good too, and I'm glad for it. But that is not the same thing as the person who hops on the MLP fan pages and calls them a clusterfuck of closet-nihilist corpse-fuckers. The first person is enjoying something on their own time and bothering noone.... The 2nd person is being an asshole, as are the 'bronies' who feel sooooo fucking noble spewing venom on the webpage of any person who is annoyed by the MLP show or it's fanbase. Leave people to what they enjoy and bugger off. S'not that hard is it?

On another point, I agree with you completely! There's no reason that people can't enjoy both a thing and revel in it's shortcomings. Great example... I grew up with Star Wars and Oh HELL yes I'm a nerd for the original trilogy. However, I will also rip on every movie for all the idiotic little bits that made no sense. Stormtroopers are fucking awesome in white armor! But I will laugh my ass off at every parody joke at their expense for being unable to conveniently hit any storyline character or even the broadside of a barn. Same principle...

Anyways I rattle... *raises her fist* Up up and away!

Your awesome I am quite sick of all the MLP art. You are doing Gods work :) Keep it up.

I like to get a some what size able MLP plush and go to a furry con and in the public areas I would spend my time beating the living shit out of the thing. Then after all is said and done I would hang it from a noose above my table in the artist alley with a dozen objects impaled threw it's body.

^ how amusing this was, not gonna say what about it was, but I found it very amusing

*Picks herself up off the floor*

Okay, now that I'm done nearly dying laughing.... Whooo... that was a good'un. Thank you, love. This would be the first time I've ever been accused of doing Gods work. *chuckles, rubbing her cheeks*

If you should be doing this at a con sometime in the near future, or even just some mutation of this, please, where will this con be and can I get tickets?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdRo.....amp;playnext=4
It should be the rum and sunny d video. This what too much MLP does to your brain....

*laughs* O-o-o-ho-kay! I'd never seen that before and DAMN that was funny! Thank you, love.

Though now I have to try that... I've never mixed Rum with Sunny D before.... *eyes shift about*

You are welcome.

. . . shouldn't "get sodomized" be more classier way of saying "fuck you"?

GOrrammit... I think you may just have something there, honeybunn. *scritches her head. Maybe I'll do a 3rd EVEN classier apalogy to these cretins... *smiles* Thank you.

You're welcome, and as an most sincere form of gratitude, I'll accept money, checks, jewelry or sex. x3 (okay, no)

Weeeeeell... I'll have to check with Jami on that last one, honestly... *grins wide* Though I've often gotten the impression you were one of those fine fellows from across the pond, so you've already got a certain...*ahem*

Okay, stopping right there before I get all fudgity-foo-ha...

I believe the correct word You are looking for is "interests".

"Sod off" would work, but nothing gets to the meat and potatoes like the well used "Fuck you."

(And I'd be willing to bet it's whiskey or the like in that tea cup.... )

You know, I really am going to have to do a 3rd one of these, aren't I? "An Even Classier Apalogy"... *chuckles* "meat and potatoes"... Nice one, love, and very true. It's just so concise and to the heart, isn't it? "I am displeased with your current behaviour"... "Fuck You" .... The second just seems to feel more honest and maybe even real to me.

(And you just might be right about a gal on that point, love) *grins, sippin' her "tea"*

Oh behave!!!!

Yeah, Baby! Yeah!

Ashely. I love you. Will you be the Mommy to my strawberries? [o,O don't ask..even I dunno where that came from!]

You know I adore your anti pony comics. ^^ I think they are wonderful. And sometimes damn perfect! ^^
So that being said, you do what you do. ^^

Oh and I ADORE i mean ADORE the outfit you got going on there! ^_^

You know... the funny thing about that first sentence there, love? My mother always told me I was 50% sour pickles and 50% strawberry cheesecake.... So apparently them thar strawberries run in mah family.

That being said, *chcukles* Thank you very much for being the sweet adorable you that you do be, love. Get on out there and youd do that voodoo that you do soooooo very well.

MLP2-Electric Boogaloo ! dewd I love the ANTI MLP movement yer starting, I DO feel bad cuzz... it LOOKS like MLP is TRYING to be educational on some lvl, they just suck sweaty unwashed mexican/donkey* balls at it I'm sorry, I said it but it's true!

*no donkeys were hurt i nthe making of this statement but 3 legal mexicans went to collage while I posted it, so life is better now

*laughs* I think you may be after my own heart, reading your comments here, love. Yer bite's got both venom and sugar at the same time.

It's another point I find off, truly. The show... on some level... does try to be positive, I suppose, and that's a good thing. but damn if some of the fanbase sure as monkeys throw poop do not share those values with their behaviour.

I am curious, love... Those donkeys... now that they have degrees, presumably from reputable universities, did they find clean and refreshing relief for their testicular cleanliness concerns?

Yes they did, they filled buckets from tears of the brony fanbase being told about the last season being made and then washed their balls singing PAINKILLER all the while.... myself I'd like to take their tears, fill molds with you know tube shaped so I can sharpen them into weapons, and shove their own frozen tears into their ear cannals, pierce the brain and leave it to melt sloooowly, then again I like twisted irony.....

I now sit... broken and choking from laughter... after reading "washed their balls, singing PAINKILLER".

Jeezus Christ on biscuits...

I must always go an assless chaps salute to the glorious Rob Halford, the man made gay badassed and tbh.... who here HASN'T used a lil backdoor toy, blaring some Judas Priest once in awhile? and imagined him yanking yer hair while singing "I'M YOUR HOMO LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! BANG YOU LIKE NO OTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"


why is everyone staring at me now?

Because you're awesome. *grins broadly*

okay just had to make sure..... *sips earl grey in my chaps*

WELL MADAM i should say that is no language for a young lady! I shall have to inquire to your suiter about this! I expect a good hard lashing to the postiour is in order for the use of an only FOUR BUTTON CORSET ON A SATURDAY WHILE POSTING! why i have never seen such poor edict in my life! You should be ashamed! ASHAMED MISS ASHELY!

*burps and kicks the old English ale he was hammering back* ahhh hehhehe very tastefully done also i hope it is fire proof for clearly they continue to build people who have such paper thin skin... *poke poke poke* watch them dance... its almost like magic and music

*sits in silence, smiling*

...

*cackles and falls out of her chair*

You continue to be awesome beyond words, love. One'a these days I, and my unladylike posterior *chuckles* will have to visit you and share a pint or two or three. You've long had a way with saying what is on my mind... *chuckles* if in a much more eloquent way....

Merci beaucoup Madam *bows deeply* Indeed i would enjoy that i know a bar that serves beers and ales of a 10% - 16% alcohol volume (in metric so thats even MORE!!!! alcohol then imperial per serving!!!!) they also make really really good food there... ahh Alibi Room my favorite bar in my great city! additionally i'm glad i can pilfer your thoughts the experiment is working perfectly then... we shall begin phase two immediately!

*drops monocle into drink*

I say, my word.

Indeed. Patently appropriate response to the little toss-pots, I'd say. *raises pinkie and sips tea*

We get it, you don't like ponies.

I bet Rarity made that dress. She just doesn't know it yeeeeet!

I like pez!

Sorry... "P"ez.... Capitalize... no wait, nevermind.

Oh come come now, who wouldn't like to have a pony? Those things are cute, just like horses, but smaller. Though to be perfectly honest, what I'd really like is a tiny little elephant, or a giraffe, maybe knee high at the biggest. Gods, that'd be adorable! Could you just imagine people coming over, seeing the litterbox?

"You have a cat?" they'd say, expectantly.
"Nope. Elephant." I'd reply.
"...elephant?" naturally, they'd be confused.
"Oh yeah." I'd reply, excited to show off my adorable lil' companion animal. "Butt-trumpet! Come here, buddy! Come'ere!" I'd call out to my adorable little pal and he'd come just stamping his tiny lil' elephant feet, bleating his lil' tiny elephant sounds... I don't know what they call the noise elephants make, but it'd still be adorable, end of story.

We get it, you like ponies.

*snert* They just don't stop do they? Still, this picture... you did not draw this picture, you burrowed deep into the earth, dug up a vein of awesomium, melted it down into a bar of pure awesome and MOLTEN METAL, then forged it into the masterpiece above with the fires of an erupting volcano.

*blink blink*

Holy katzenjammer... Thank you, love. *smiles broadly* Glad ya liked.

Yeah, sorry. Forgot to mention that I was being serious. But yeah, I saw this and I laughed... till my sides hurt.

Still needs to be... 20% cooler.

*laughs*

Well then, seems I'll have to make a 3rd EVEN classier apalogy...

http://i.imgur.com/4YL4n.gif

Sorry love, but as a rule I don't follow links. Gots something to show me or say, I ask to do so with them word thingies, please.

*shrugs* Suit yourself, honey.

Its funny, how your best friend can just blow up like that. Prinnies, such awkward creatures. *sips tea with commander*

*titters* "...OM NOM NOM..."

You and your league of legend-like persons...

Supposedly its a quote from Flying Circus skit of "Mrs. Niggerbaiter Explodes" but I watched it and I just don't hear it.

"Penguins, such awkward creatures"... maybe? I remember the skit well, love. The penguin on top of the telly exploding, the discussion of "Oh mother don't be so sentimental. Things explode all the time." -I don't know if it's a direct quote but I can see the spirit of it if nothing else...

LOLOLOL and I thought the first one was funny! Ashely you are my hero. The fucks you don't give are simply amazing. :p

*smiles and curtsies* Well, I am indeed glad to have given you a happy, love. Thank you for the kind words.

Word.

*fist bumps*

*like a boss* Your audacious witt has secured a place of respect from yet another.

*beams, red cheeks* Thank you, love.

Aw, yer welcome <3

Ha ha... Love it

*curtsies* Glad you enjoy, love. Haven't seen you abouts this site in a tick. All is well?

All is indeed well... Until the mail service failed me... been waiting on a delivery for 5 days now, when they said it would only take 2 :/
But anyway hope you've been taking care of yourself too friend.

I hope the delivery wasn't something too important, medical or somesuch? *brow furrow*

As for me... well *shrugs* Same as usual really, bit depressed and all, but I carry on. *rubs her hand* BUT for this annoying pain issue lately. I keep getting this pain in my hand, gripping really. Some of my colleagues have suggested it to be carpal tunnel, but I've written that off as by virtue of "fuck you, I'm in denial". Then, I awoke with such a tremendous pain in my skull yesterday I heaved cookies and stayed in bed all day... Thus the metal bowlful of ice on my head today as I sit at this keyboard. *plunks it*

Oh yes, and MLP:FiM still sucks. *laughs*

haha MLP shall always suck as long as there is 1 single Brony...

also that's some pretty bad news =[ hope they were some awesome cookies