So, I was in my kitchen and a tiny, out of focus dot went down my field of view and then out of sight.

I took off my glasses and this little guy was dangling from a thread.

I cannot stress how small this spider is. It is the size of a small ant (it's a bit of an antmimic actually).

This is a male Coleosoma acutiventer, which is in the cobweb weaver family (Theridiidae).

Very hard to take a photo of due to its tiny size and its propensity to never stop moving.

Also, Photoshop CS6 has some crazy good noise reduction.