yes, i finally have something to submit. :p the continuation of what is said i shall now post here ^v^

hat: stop pointing and laughing, im not here for your amusement, i'm a hat.
boy: who are you talking to?
hat: the people who clicked on this link, that's who. do i amuse you, huh? well i've got news for you viewers, i can come to your house and land on YOUR heads. see you tonight >83 now take me home boy i've some "busines" to take care of in the closet.
boy: pffft, whatever mr hat.
boy takes hat home and puts him in closet, then listens in to hear what's so important
hat: well hello there ms scar, havent seen you in a while
scarf: well hello yourself, i've been looking for you
hat: oh have you now? well i've something i'd like to show you
bow chicka wow wow actions and the boy is not only startled but is also frightened by the action but runs out of the room.... new characters
scarf: OH MR HAT! wait, mr glove?! what are you doing here?
glove: what am i doing here? it's my house, what are you doing here with HIM?!
hat: me and my girlfriend were trying to make baby scarfs and hats.
glove: not in my house your not, and how'd you get in here anyways?!
hat: your brother let us in.
glove: *gasp* is this true mr glove? you them into my house?!
glove 2: yes, and the reason why i did it was so that i could get away from your nagging WIFE!
glove: you leave my coat wife out of this!!
and then i had to stop cause i was out of breath of laughing, and my ending conclusion is that i am in need of help X3