That is a hillarious take on your work, though I am sure that it was more of a comic relief or rage at the time you did it.

it happens so much i can't really get mad about it anymore, though it is annoying. trying to make it funny is the least i can do.

... Do you get called ALL of those? o.o

at least once a day, yeah. sometimes its just old people being friendly like they would be with their children or grandchildren ("dear", "sweetie", etc); still not a big fan of it even if this is the case. though there are plenty of times when this is not the case.

so far the worst thing a guy ever said to me was that i had "filled out nice and early" after i told him i was 16 in an attempt to make him feel too awkward to "compliment" me. fun fact: age of consent here is 18.

Oh, I do get called "dear" or "sweetie" by ladies sometimes, too. I was just taken aback by the (inappropriate sexual comment) option. x3