We got this tree last year in Nov and never watered it hoping it would die and be a stick tree...it resists us D:

Took these today...for a 8 monthish dead tree...it looks pretty good.

Its in a cast iron cauldron for good measure but it got moved in to the corner till it dies properly for this christmas lol.

I know its not anthro but look theres a kitty in the last image.