Congratulations.

I think you have a poop problem.

If you added a medal for "Didn't break my back wearing medals" you might break your back.

You win.

you win a medal

\o/

*clappers*

You're too paranoid!

No no no; his paranoia is the only thing keeping him alive.

OMG, I thought I was the only one! XD

NO WERE ALL CRAZY

*bows*

'Know that feelin v.v

rofls

LOL This is beautiful

Living is quite the achievement.

I know right!

...I worry about all of these things. No lie.

WERE SHUT IN'S!!!

Didn't Die on the Toilet: a.k.a the "Elvis Award"

rewards for pooping? you really are a tamagochi :V

New medal; "Spiders didn't lay eggs in my ear whilst I was sleeping." \o/

Just for that, you get hat. It's vaguely phallic. Enjoy!

LET THE OLYMPIC GAMES BEGIN

lol

The things we must go thru to be called man

And now I shall give you another medal for not falling over while wearing so many medals. :)

It would be sort of hilarious to get this in your real life HUD, HiRez style.

[DING] Clean Wardrobe!

Have you ever sneezed while pooping? I didn't know the anus could act like a shit railgun.

You can't really ever un-think that thought, now. Sorry. :/

I used to be super paranoid about moles/cancer while I was in Sheridan. I think the doctor hated me

Ugh I have a lot of days like this.

I honestly feel glad when I wake up from a night's sleep and know that I'm alive.

"Didn't get shot in the face."

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Oh god the two on the left, every single day

SUPER SPECIFIC BUT WEIRDLY COMMON PHOBIAS~

lmao so glad I'm not the only one who thinks such little things can cause death!

LIFE IS FRAGILE!

WUT A CHAMP!!!

didn't drown in life guard school due to bad partner who can't swim

hit the vein for an iv on first shot in nursing instead of the 33rd shot

didn't get decapitated by a fan cause i'm 6'7" instead got a free trim.. and part of my scalp removed

and finnaly didn't trip down the up escalator, instead triped down the down escalator :D

LONDON 2012

There's not really a prize.

As for the aneurysm, thats more rare than giving yourself a Miocardial infarction (massive, unfixable kind of heart attack).

It was discovered in my early days of being a certified Emergency Medical Technician years and years ago when I was a Vol. Fireman, that old guys often died in the morning of a MI, and always while they were taking their morning shit.

Having to recover someone dead on the toilet was never fun, but we understood the mechanics of why.

If you want to live a long life, dont try to ever force a poop too hard guys, ever.

pooping truly is one of the most dangerous times of day

Did you choke to death on a banana?


rspond if ur aliev

BANANA *ghost*

Oh man: farting without pooping is the best!

http://verydemotivational.files.wor.....s-good-job.jpg

Good Job.

Ooh, Redic, you crazy. A good kinda crazy.

bahaha, sounds like my day! :3 Also i love your icon, nano pet!

There are 64 different common ways a man can die in his own castle. We're glad to see you recognize some of them.

so proud

you didi it

you made it over the mountain

If only my achievements were half as profound :(

But can you fart poopless again?