The result of rekindled interest in Fallout 3 and my eternal interest in fatties.

Name: "Big" Bertha.
Alias: "The Badlands Butcher"
Age:20
Sex: Female
Race: Hyena
Birthday: 8/29/2257
Orientation: Straight.
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 3200 lbs.
Birthplace: Vault 21
Hometown: The Slaughterhouse. (Raider's settlement previously known as "Montrose, Colorado.")
Allegiance: Raider.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil.

Big Bertha is the undisputed ruler of the Slaughterhouse, a Raider's stronghold that is earns its wealth from both the slave trade and the massive fighting arena in the center, where unlucky slaves are forced to tear each other to shreds much to the entertainment of the locals. Bertha has grown shockingly obese from her tyrannical leadership skills, getting the lion's share of all plundered food, as well as the best treasure, the best loot and the best weapons. Raiders who question her abilities or upset her the slightest bit are never seen again, save for roasting over a fire pit and ending up as one of Bertha's 20 daily meals. One may wonder why someone so grossly immobile could so easily kill and eat her minions who are so much faster and agile than her? None have ever lived to answer that question. There's a rumor that she can actually walk (and even RUN), stalking the wastelands in the dead of night for fresh meat.

So if you ever plan on dating Bertha, please sign this last will and testament, as she does NOT like a bad boyfriend.