Poyo: wait who are you?
Glados: I saw your online profile and had to met you.
Poyo: I see you dont look a thing like your profile picture.
Glados: I know I lost weight after someone tried to kill me.
Poyo: O loot at the time I have to go.
Glados:I like testing!
Poyo: Goodbye

I swear no one will get this at all... but for the five who do im sure youll get a kick out of this