"Oh! Uh, hey. I think I used up all your chocolate syrup here. Might want to buy some more, y'know?"

Waking up in the 21st century as part of a museum display would probably prove to be a bit of a culture shock for most folks. So what's a gargoyle to do after hundreds of years as a not so menacing stone statue? Well, break into the nearest apartment building and raid someone's fridge, of course. Shame the contents seem to have consisted of some sour milk, a container of Nesquik, and half a carton of Ben and Jerry's. Ah well, beggars can't be choosers.~

((Edit: Changed the colors. Looked a tad too similar to someone else's character for my liking. Much happier with it now.))