History: My bf has been attending these Dani Johnson seminars, I think they are a waste of time. He loves this crud and basically worships that woman. Good for him, I dont give a crap. But what this has done to him is turned him into a borg. Hes basically gotten rid of his personality, his likes, recreation, fun. Everything. Hes become the opposite of me, I love being unique, spending time doing nothing, ect.

Now for the break up

~ So now Youre a borg. Youve been trying to assimilate me into the hive collective for months now. I am non compatible and I refuse to be assimilated. I am not a drone like you, I can not achieve the prime directive of perfection. So I think we should break up


I'm a terrible girlfriend and It's a pity I find humor in our break up.