roll a will save to resist!

Extra Onions gives +5 to the save DC.

Health packs are ever useful. Check my gallery if you don't believe me :P

Intelligent overlords are rarely publicly evil Mister Fenwick.

The truly diabolical always cultivate an air of respectability.

Intelligent evil Overlords are in short supply.

It's an OSHA requirement that all evil lairs be adequately stocked with health, as well as ammo, potions, equipment, or other such items.

The villian may be evil, but he's not dumb. He doesn't want to get fined for violations. ^_~

As a side note, I had first post until four people skipped ahead of me while I looked up how to spell "adequately"... ^_^;;

Ah well, I've never actualy been the type to care about getting first post.

Better luck next time!

-B!

Empty calories could be considered evil... right?

+2 Burger of Tastiness

I say just eat it like it's your last meal... Because it maybe just that...

As it was said in the online comic 'RPG World'...

Villain1: Fool, A real villain kills without mercy.
Villain2: No no my dear naive boy. A real villain kills with style.

And I agree. What's the point of setting up some elaborate scheme to take over the world if you can't best a few heroes and gloat about it? If you ask me, all such 'upgrades' and 'health packs' are just so the villain can turn to his equals and say 'See? Even at their best they're no match for me.'

For a similar situation, I believe there was a Marvel/DC crossover where the Joker and Carnage were discussing mass-murder plans which generally arranged themselves according to those two concepts.

its a cursed happy meal

Only one man would DARE give me the cheeseburger: Lone Starr!!! X3

lol, Someone's going to shoot me for this...


"Heroine can't enjoy her cheeseburger!!!"


Hahaha, it had to be said x3

Great pic, B-san!

I'd shoot you but I'M CHARGE'N MY LAZER.

hehe - that actually gives me a great idea for a few evil tricks there...

Well, that's the overloads for you.

A recent study of dungeon health packs has revealed that they are very high in fat and carbs. This can only mean one thing: Some greater evil (undead?) is thinking very long-term and ensuring that the dungeon delver population is so overweight that they can't move their own hind ends, let alone contest the evil's desire for world domination! O_O

How about dungeon creatures that have the inexplicable ability to hold many items and gold, despite not having any pockets? (I forget if you've done a comic about this or not...)

If this was ever an Admiral Akbar (sp) moment.....

Maybe the Health packs aren't actually intended for the heroes, but for the dungeon's denizens?

Someone got to the suggestion before I did. Quite sensible of course, that the health's set up for the denizens of the dungeon and you're just being opportunistic and stealing it for yourself, which helps you twice, since you're doing better and some evil minion won't be able to recover if it escapes you.

Akk onions. Yuck. there is one trap I am safe from. Hehe It looks like your standard idiot trap to me.

Reminds me of playing D&D in highschool and having the players stumble upon a potion room with a full shelf with a label that said "Full Health Potions".

...

They were all actually poison. X3

i'd eat it. but then again thats how i got to where i am today.

I like the idea of vorpal weasels

So evil XP

The moment she touches it she gonna get pummeled.

Oh lord... I need to do this in a Game one day. :D

I like this pic. Yes. Yes I do.

And no, I don't really have anything else to say. Cept.. I do. Yes.

*nods sagely*

I CAN HAS EEVIL CHEEZBURGER NAO? =>

You have made my night even funner, thank you. XD

It's a 4x4. Good lord, you eat a 4x4 not matter what.

Then, suddenly, a disembodied voice calls out: "Would you like fries with that?"

If evil overlords were rational they would not be evil. Or at least not build enormous fortresses or labyrinths.

I'd have a bag of sand to replace the 'burger with. That platform might be booby trapped, Al, la Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I know! Poke it with a french fry!

Man, if that were a BK Stacker, I'd have been all over it by now.

Sorry this is taking so long, but I keep remembering what I'm going to say next after I've plugged in the last comment.

Anyway, if you're at the edge of dying, sometimes you've got no choice but to pick up that juicy quadruple cheeseburger with extra mayo. (YUM!)

I would Magic the Cheeseburger so it would disintegrates her clothes when she eats it...

true dat son

"...poison those puppies..."


XD

Poison? No, no... far too unimaginative. Put in ultra-turbo strength laxative, and let your minions have the satisfaction of offing the heroes whilst they're "occupied". Or, alternately, an ultrapowerful aphrodisiac/love potion works almost as well.

Warrior shot the food!

Warrior, all your cheeseburgers will be lost...

Awesome.

Vorpal Weasels? Elaborate? :3

Reminds me of a card from Munchkin.

"Curse! Duck of Doom!
Lose 1 level
You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon!"

Okay, I'm running a game this weekend and I might need to steal this idea. I think it would be interesting to see what my players would do if they kick down a door to find a sandwhich on a pedestal.

It would probably lead to 1 hour in-game of checking the sandwich for traps and making knowledge checks to identify it, and an equivalent time out of character metadiscussing the placement of a sandwich in a dungeon.

Ahhh... does it have mayo? There's your trap right there, if it does. Who knows how long that sandwich has been there.

heh the truly evil ones no one ever finds there lairs, these are just the stupid guys that we always find ^^

the reason why they dont posion them is becuse they were meant for the minons you jusr destroyed. but poisoning a few isnt a bad idea.

yeah but personaly i dont think i would eat it any how... i mean exstra onions? eww....

But that would ruin the point of being able to explain your whole evil plan in detail to the hero before the epic battle!

You make a very solid point there.

Poison, shmoison. The calories, fat, and cholesterol in that thing would be dangerous enough.

Still, girl looks like she could afford some meat on those bones. :D

*Takes notes for next D&D campaign*

Man, why didn't I think of that.

She needs to do the raiders of the lost arc thing replace the burger with a bag of sand or a happy meal toy...

As I see it, if she tried to replace it with sand as she did the switch she'd accidently drop the sand and her chest would press down, acting as the weight. Then she'd just be hunched over the pedistal with the burger.

-B!

I once saw this show on the Travel Channel called "The 10 Best Places In The World To Pig Out." (Though I think that the "in the world" part of the title is misleading since all of the places were in America.) One of the places was a restaurant whose specialty was a hamburger that had 8 or 9 meat patties on it and the whole thing was held together by a foot-long wooden stick stuck in the center of it. Apparently, only two people have managed to finish the whole thing in one sitting.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Thats so cute. I know how that feels ^^ I get that way when i visit my mothers house. >.> Its her own fault for leaving bikies in the fridge