Candy Corn is the "Anti-Christ" of flavor? You will pay for that comment.

Disclaimer: The following conversation is what I had with the picture as it was being drawn, not with Dragoneer himself.

Dragoneer: I have a couple of questions for you.
Wolfe: Okay, go ahead.
D: First, I hate you. You are the "Anti-Christ" of artwork as much as Candy Corn is the "Anti-Christ" of flavor.
W: Not really a comment as much as a statement, but okay.
D: Next, where the hell are my feet?
W: Look, we both know I suck at art, so consider yourself lucky you even have hands. Hell, consider yourself lucky I gave you a head, do you have any idea how hard it is for a non-talented hack such as myself to draw a head like that? Consider it a "dress" style costume.
D: Okay, I guess I can buy that. Now, how did you fit me into this thing?
W: Are you not listening to me? Be glad you have a head and stop your whining.
D: Next question, how would you like to die? I feel so retarded, you know I am going to have to dismember you in your sleep.
W: If you think this is bad, just wait until the other artists jump the band wagon and upload the pictures I asked them to draw.
D: What!?
W: ... ... ...
D: I hate you.

The conversation actually continued further, but after I realized that I was carrying on a conversation with a picture, I decided that I had to stop working on it.