The gentleman in the yellow shirt was one of those folks
that you constantly notice from the corner of your eye.
You know the type- he's that guy that tries to watch you
without being obvious. Every time you look over, he looks
away. Then you catch him staring, and the jig is up.
One grand benefit of wearing a fursuit is that it gives you an
important super power: the ability to make eye contact
with someone without their knowledge. That sounds creepy,
but it comes in handy. It's kind of like being able to read minds,
without the exposure to scenes you might file under TMI.
This lovely fellow stood at the far end of the bar, nursing his
vodka-and-whatever, stealing amazed glances at Desoto and I
as we mingled with the humans. I noticed that he was alone,
and that he wore a pleased expression as he peeped
over the rim of his glass. I expected him to sidle over, ask
the usual "what's this all about" questions, then slide away
with an interesting story to tell his buddies. To my surprise,
he remained aloof, content to sip and watch.
As always happens, Desoto and I were soon dragged away by the
voracious humans, fodder for pictures and Facebook posts.
When we were finally able to return to the bar, Mr. Yellowshirt was
gone. I've developed a reluctant sixth sense when it comes to
public fursuiting; I've wiggled into a position to connect with those
who really want to know what the suit represents.
I was sad that my yellow buddy and I hadn't had the chance
to have a drink and a chat.
Soldiering on, I ordered another cold Corona for myself and a
Barq's for Desoto. We spoke with a nice group of young ladies
celebrating a win in their bowling league, and when I turned back
to the bar, there was my yellow pal, standing just a few feet away.
I took a slug of Mexico's finest, and ambled over to introduce
myself. "Hello my friend!" I exclaimed, perhaps too loudly.
"Are you enjoying this fine afternoon?" I groomed my whiskers
and watched his face as it bloomed into a huge smile.
I doubt that he'd ever been approached by a talking dog, let
alone one clutching a cold beer in a big paw.
"OK, you got me." He said. "I couldn't leave until I heard the story.
What the heck are you guys up to?"
I smiled and gestured at my beer. "We're enjoying a drink on
this sunny afternoon, relaxing and meeting new friends like yourself."
He pursed his lips and looked me in the nostrils.
"But what's the angle? What are you guys after?"
I gave him my "We're furries and we do this because we love it"
speech, covering the whys and wherefores of fursuiting.
When I was done he thought hard and shook his head.
"So you paid hundreds or thousands for these get-ups, only to
walk around, sweat excessively, and hope to make a few folks smile?"
I nodded. "Yup"
I sipped my beer and let him digest that information for a moment.
I was surprised when I saw his face transform,
and a far away look cloud his eyes.
He wrinkled his brow and asked slowly "Can I tell you something? Something important? Something in confidence?"
I nodded until my plastic nose bounced.
"I hit rock bottom last year." He began. "Drugs almost ruined my
life. I was down to one friend, and that was my dog. He stuck by me
through it all. He never asked for anything in return, and he gave
his all, everyday, just to make me smile."
He continued for several minutes about the stark horror of drug addiction,
and he opened up in ways that I think even surprised himself.
I shall omit those details in deference to his request.
I blinked and put my paw on his shoulder. I couldn't think of what
to say. He continued. "What you're doing is sort of like that. If
dogs were able, they would mingle with us in bars and
buy us drinks and tell silly stories just to make us smile.
So thank you. I'm going home to hug my dog now."
I was stunned. Just when I thought I had heard it all, this chap
gave me another reason to fursuit. It's what dogs would do
if they could!
He agreed to stop for a quick pic, and then he was off for home
and an extended pooch hug.
I returned to the bar, glad to be the recipient of such a fine
compliment. If my demeanor and my actions reminded him of
what a real dog might do, then I was doing something right.
I sipped my beer and posed for another photo, feeling
more dog-like all the time. I smiled as I imagined my own mutts
out for an afternoon of bar hopping, chatting up the crowd and
giving the happy paws to everyone they met.
Every interaction gives something important back to me.
Every person I meet, every story I hear, every smile I see,
make this endeavor incredibly fulfilling.
And, that night, when I returned to being just another human,
you can be darn sure that I gave my mutts the biggest hugs ever.
that you constantly notice from the corner of your eye.
You know the type- he's that guy that tries to watch you
without being obvious. Every time you look over, he looks
away. Then you catch him staring, and the jig is up.
One grand benefit of wearing a fursuit is that it gives you an
important super power: the ability to make eye contact
with someone without their knowledge. That sounds creepy,
but it comes in handy. It's kind of like being able to read minds,
without the exposure to scenes you might file under TMI.
This lovely fellow stood at the far end of the bar, nursing his
vodka-and-whatever, stealing amazed glances at Desoto and I
as we mingled with the humans. I noticed that he was alone,
and that he wore a pleased expression as he peeped
over the rim of his glass. I expected him to sidle over, ask
the usual "what's this all about" questions, then slide away
with an interesting story to tell his buddies. To my surprise,
he remained aloof, content to sip and watch.
As always happens, Desoto and I were soon dragged away by the
voracious humans, fodder for pictures and Facebook posts.
When we were finally able to return to the bar, Mr. Yellowshirt was
gone. I've developed a reluctant sixth sense when it comes to
public fursuiting; I've wiggled into a position to connect with those
who really want to know what the suit represents.
I was sad that my yellow buddy and I hadn't had the chance
to have a drink and a chat.
Soldiering on, I ordered another cold Corona for myself and a
Barq's for Desoto. We spoke with a nice group of young ladies
celebrating a win in their bowling league, and when I turned back
to the bar, there was my yellow pal, standing just a few feet away.
I took a slug of Mexico's finest, and ambled over to introduce
myself. "Hello my friend!" I exclaimed, perhaps too loudly.
"Are you enjoying this fine afternoon?" I groomed my whiskers
and watched his face as it bloomed into a huge smile.
I doubt that he'd ever been approached by a talking dog, let
alone one clutching a cold beer in a big paw.
"OK, you got me." He said. "I couldn't leave until I heard the story.
What the heck are you guys up to?"
I smiled and gestured at my beer. "We're enjoying a drink on
this sunny afternoon, relaxing and meeting new friends like yourself."
He pursed his lips and looked me in the nostrils.
"But what's the angle? What are you guys after?"
I gave him my "We're furries and we do this because we love it"
speech, covering the whys and wherefores of fursuiting.
When I was done he thought hard and shook his head.
"So you paid hundreds or thousands for these get-ups, only to
walk around, sweat excessively, and hope to make a few folks smile?"
I nodded. "Yup"
I sipped my beer and let him digest that information for a moment.
I was surprised when I saw his face transform,
and a far away look cloud his eyes.
He wrinkled his brow and asked slowly "Can I tell you something? Something important? Something in confidence?"
I nodded until my plastic nose bounced.
"I hit rock bottom last year." He began. "Drugs almost ruined my
life. I was down to one friend, and that was my dog. He stuck by me
through it all. He never asked for anything in return, and he gave
his all, everyday, just to make me smile."
He continued for several minutes about the stark horror of drug addiction,
and he opened up in ways that I think even surprised himself.
I shall omit those details in deference to his request.
I blinked and put my paw on his shoulder. I couldn't think of what
to say. He continued. "What you're doing is sort of like that. If
dogs were able, they would mingle with us in bars and
buy us drinks and tell silly stories just to make us smile.
So thank you. I'm going home to hug my dog now."
I was stunned. Just when I thought I had heard it all, this chap
gave me another reason to fursuit. It's what dogs would do
if they could!
He agreed to stop for a quick pic, and then he was off for home
and an extended pooch hug.
I returned to the bar, glad to be the recipient of such a fine
compliment. If my demeanor and my actions reminded him of
what a real dog might do, then I was doing something right.
I sipped my beer and posed for another photo, feeling
more dog-like all the time. I smiled as I imagined my own mutts
out for an afternoon of bar hopping, chatting up the crowd and
giving the happy paws to everyone they met.
Every interaction gives something important back to me.
Every person I meet, every story I hear, every smile I see,
make this endeavor incredibly fulfilling.
And, that night, when I returned to being just another human,
you can be darn sure that I gave my mutts the biggest hugs ever.
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We'd be most honored. Hugs all around!
I think it's the suit that does the wonders...
I really appreciate the support.
I think I just got a fursuit to hackle people and piss them off.
I can't imagine someone being upset by a fursuit.
Confused, maybe. But if they get upset, then they
are taking the whole thing the wrong way.
Cheers to you, my friend!
They do not judge, and love freely. They are incapable or bad thoughts. All they know is love, food, survival. Baser things, and I think we could all learn from that.
Another lovely story, Herr Bomb!
I agree with you. In some ways our furry companions are far
more simple with their emotions, and that isn't necessarily a bad
thing. We could all stand to be more pure of heart and love
more freely.
Geriatric.
walk around, sweat excessively, and hope to make a few folks smile?"
I nodded. "Yup"
----
Awwwww yeah!
...but also because it's a license to be ridiculous (while trying to make folks smile)!
The license to be ridiculous is one of the most valuable that we can obtain.
Yes, it takes some commitment, but we who flaunt societal norms earn our smiles.
Thank you for being part of that group!
Less serious note: It really is amazing how well you can snoop on folks as a glaringly obvious 6 foot talking dog.
And I agree. A fursuit is amazing when it comes to reconnaissance.
No one expects to be watched by a giant dog!
I really appreciate you taking the time to read.
Sadly, we won't be able to make RF this year.
Next year I'll collect that hug for sure!
And now, to follow a nice story: some fine music. a hot drink, and a restful sleep <3
That sounds like a lovely concoction for a fine evening!
:D
What have people said to you you HAVEN'T told us?
This is why I rely on my friends to edit my ramblings.
I fixed the narrative somewhat to (hopefully) make it more clear.
There are plenty of things that folks have told me that I cannot
possibly share. Some are personal, some are hard to relate,
and some belong on a more adult themed page!
Thank you for your comment, and for giving me the chance
to make this story more cohesive.
A love of animals should be part of that. People who can't relate to them, doubtful could relate to other humans. How lonely that must be.
What a hollow life without the joy of a furry pal!
I wear my tail and collar around town just to for fun and in the hopes someone may get a smile out of it. You inspired me to do so DB.
If I had a suit I would do the same as you DB. *hugs*
I'm so glad that you feel inspired by silly rambles.
Keep on wearing that tail as it brings many. many smiles.
This fandom is indeed a wonderful place, and I'm proud that you are part of it.
I'd be pleased to meet your pal, so that he can see for himself that I'm really the
biggest dork of all.
Cheers!
i love your stories..i seriously read every single one you post.
Thanks again for taking the time to read!
I shall keep on because of nice folks like yourself!
But the way you relate the events behind the image gives life to the moment. With every story of yours, I've gone back to the photo afterwards and ... I don't know .. pondered it for awhile. The people you pose with become special; no longer just strangers.
And I always consider the impact you have on these people you meet. How you can bring a moment of curious joy to so many of them. Or help spark a revelation in others, like Yellow Shirt Guy. Imagine if you hadn't spoken to him. He was alone in the bar, and probably would've left without talking to anyone. And have no reason to confess the crappy circumstances he created for himself. And not go home to hug his dog. And tomorrow would just be another day. But you opened up to him and he opened up to you, and whether he had considered his dog before in sense he related to you, I'm thinkin' that he and his only friend will be making more friends soon.
Maybe I'm overly romanticizing, but hey, isn't that what meeting a six-foot talking dog is all about? :3
I find it gratifying that you take the time to read my submissions,
and then the fact that you actually go back an ~ponder the picture
makes me super happy.
I welcome the opportunity for anyone to romanticize my submissions;
after all, that is what imagination is all about. I do hope that I've made a tiny
dent in some folk's memories with my antics. The thought that I may
have made a lasting and positive impression is more than I could have ever hoped
for. Thank you again for your continued support. It makes this venture rewarding
in ways I can never hope to explain.
Btw, you're stories always make my day. Please, keep them coming.
I'd be more than happy to explain furry to your roommates;
send them my way and we'll crack a cold beer and have a chat!
Yus!
Thanks for making my days brighter!
I look forward to suiting with you very much.
I trust you will be at FC?
I look forward to suiting with you too!!! I'm so excited!!!
I will absolutely be at FC! Hopefully the suit will be done by then :3
We'd love to have ya.
I truly think the west coast (at least here) is more open-minded.
Bring the cats and the chigguns and all, we've got lots of room...
I just think people have a thing for the suit!
all emulate some of their altruistic traits, this world
would be a much better place.
I, too, hope this fine fellow keeps clean and sober,
and with the help of his dog, I'm sure he will succeed.
Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment, my friend!
I really appreciate you taking the time to read and comment.
Cheers!
Naah, I'm just a lucky old mutt.
This fandom gives back so much love, it's
a pleasure to be a part of it.
Thanks for reading and for your support!
providing a positive public image. It is a great pleasure
to suit with you and I appreciate the support!
I really appreciate the lovely comment.
And hey, I think I've been to Bertram!
I visited friends in Austin a few years back,
and we went to Canyonlands to go camping,
and then to Bertram for the Oatmeal Festival
(I think?)
Anyway, thanks for the invite.
You just might find a tall, thirsty dog at your door one day!
That gentlemen may have needed a talking dog or two right at that moment. You and Desoto never know when you will positively affect someones life and I can't wait to emulate your actions with my new suit.
Thanks again and big hugs to both of you :3
I surely do appreciate you taking the time to read,
and I really enjoyed the lovely comment.
Wouldn't it be cool to mingle in a bar with real talking
dogs? Imagine the silly stories and antics... what a treat.
I hope that you have the same kinds of wonderful interactions
in your suit that Desoto and I have had.
It truly is a blessing to make a few folks smile!
Cheers.
I'm working on that right now...
Thank you so much for your interest.
I really appreciate the support.
I think you have it backwards, though.
It's folks like yourself, that were doing this
kind of thing long before me, who inspired me
and got me out there with the public at large.
All the goodness filters through you, first.
Thank you for all you do, my fine Coyote.
We'll have that drink yet!
I guess I'd better get a new one.
Oh beeertender!
Thank you so much for reading and commenting, I really
appreciate all the support.
We are very lucky to have furry pals to
provide us with comfort and support.
Thank you so much!
It's true that fursuiting does seem to attract
some wonderful interactions and always makes
for a great story or two.
I'm grateful for the opportunity to get out there
and make a few folks smile!
No long lines for a Dogbomb hug, I assure you.
I always appreciate your wonderful comments!
I'd love to fursuit more so than I actually do, seems I only fursuited once this year for a few hours. You seem to fursuit quite literally everywhere, I wouldn't be surprised if you went grocery shopping in suit lol. In lies the question of how do you manage it? Biggest problem with fursuiting for me is that I have no idea where to get into and out of suit at. Living in San Antonio, TX, and the heat, I cannot simply just drive to said locations in suit. I'd also need to be with another fursuiter who actually talks, since I do not. Harder to make friends in such situations not saying a word lol.
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But seriously, Thanks for the comment, and I do hope you are able to get out and suit more often.
As far as getting in and out of the suit, we bought a "changing tent" from E-Bay.
It a simple zip up mini tent that one can stand up in. It's great for changing on location!
Thank you again for the lovely comment.
Hmmm, changing tent. Now I know your secrets. Lol. :D You do such awesome things in suit.
Now, to fix that link...
Thanks for reading and commenting, my friend.
I hope that you have as wonderful of time with your
suit as I've had with mine.
It's a blessing for sure!
suit when you finally get it as I've had with mine."
I wish you much success in obtaining the suit of your dreams!
One of these days I'd love to read your "I'm a furry and this is why I do this" speech you give people!
Maybe I should post my "what furry is" speech on FA one of these times...
And I agree, you never know what you are going to get
when you venture out as a giant dog.
It's always interesting, though!
i've always considered, and yes i've experienced them, many years ago, places where liquor is sold, to be rather less then pleasant environments, with little or nothing to attract them.
and so; i've always wondered what fursuiters and furrys in general would need or want with a bar, but i guess if its things like that that you're "called" to ...
Bars are sometimes unsavory spots, where
the baser aspects of human interaction can
be seen on display.
However, I always enjoy the social lubricant
and the conversations that follow.
Besides, fursuiting makes me thirsty!
I'm really glad that you have a canine anchor to
help you keep your sanity.
That's a gift for sure!
Thanks again for the lovely comment.
Thank you so much! I'm really glad that you had
a dog to help you through those tough patches
in life. Our canine pals are a blessing for sure!
I'm just a lucky old mutt who gets a great
response to a lovely fursuit.
The folks that I meet, and the ones who
read my stories (that's you) are the real
saints; you make me smile more than you
can ever know.
And sainthood is never claimed for oneself, but given. But, saint or no, you are right. You are one lucky dog!
I'm a lucky old dog for sure.
This fandom lets us combine the best parts
of two worlds. That is a rare gift.
I really appreciate the lovely comment!
Our pocket pets are amazing friends, too.
I had a rat that was as loyal and friendly as any dog.
No matter the size of the animal, they all have big hearts!
I have a few of my own I could contribute too... and your stories are inspiring me to actually take the time to sit and recall those amazing fursuiting moments!
That's a grand idea and I'm honored that you'd think
that my silly stories were worth printing.
I'd love to see all of your fantastic stories put into
one reference. That would be uplifting reading!
There is too much to be had with all this craziness.
Thank you for reading and for the great comment!
Thank you for the lovely comment.
I'm thinking about getting a realistic fursuit from beastcub of my 21 year-old cat (RIP) and doing the same thing dogbomb does: Just go to social places in costume and hang out. Except I may do it with a gopro hanging from my collar and upload the videos to a special youtube account, instead of relying on someone to take pictures.
because of the suit. It seems to be just the right mix of realistic
and friendly to bring out the best in people.
I really hope that you do get a suit inspired by your cat.
Can you imagine you and I suiting together?
Now that would be YouTube worthy...
I can't wait to say hullo!
And thank you for reading and the lovely comment.
It's my main thing about suiting is that it makes people smile and releases their inner kid, and it feels so good. it's also therapy for me as I also am generally very shy and reserved. Most folks think that my being a GM of a store is what made me braver, but honestly my confidence has come from being in suit meeting and talking to folks. It's allowed me to warm up a part of me I thought had gone away. :)
Thanks for sharing such a wonderful story!!!
*hugs you and your mate*
I surely do appreciate that the suiting experience
takes one out of their shell and lets interactions flow freely.
It's a grand gift that I never expected. The added benefit
of putting one in touch with the imagination of strangers
is extremely gratifying.
Thank you for always giving a positive image to this fandom.
It's my pleasure to know you!
The suit is handsome, I'll agree.
The old mutt inside would scare folks away...
inspire you. I hope that you are able to obtain a tribute suit and
that you have as much fun out and about as I have had.
Cheers to you, my friend!
I just know if I was to do such things in my partial...
I think I wouldn't fit to well in "today's society", Lol.
Keep it up though. Your stuff always makes me
think constantly in my head, "What would Dogbomb do?"
for nearly every situation.
I agree, your partial is better left for a
receptive audience, but it is amazing never the less.
I am gratified that you think of me and wonder
what I'd do in a certain situation.
Most times, my answer is "Have another beer."
I hope we get to meet up again soon.
I missed you at AC!
I appreciate you taking the time to read.
Thank you for sharing yet another wonderful story!
Thank you so much for reading!
I agree with you, the best thing ever is to interact with
that certain someone who is too shy to talk to a giant dog, but is
dying inside to shake your paw and get a hug.
Those truly are the magic moments!
Well, that and when you spill and entire beer inside your head.
More like a lucky dog.
Thank you so much for the link.
Do you think the fact your suit species' a dog helps? Or would any species work if the suiter is interactive like that?
I suspect that any species would work, as long as the suit
looks friendly. Of course, many folks have a soft spot for dogs,
and I'm sure this works in my advantage.
Thank you for reading and commenting!
what else is anyone's guess...
I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment
and If you tell a friend or two I am certainly honored.
I can easily say things like this make being part of a minority or a subculture worthwhile. There's nothing more liberating than being able to share stories, and in turn bond over them, with strangers!
The most satisfying thing about fursuiting is being able to connect
with others on a level that would not ordinarily be possible.
Thank you again for the lovely comment!
I always love reading about your adventures, dog. Even if such a simple thing as suiting you bring hapyness to people, even if it is just a smile. That's what suiting should be about
I am very lucky indeed to be able to fursuit in an
environment that is accepting and, indeed, welcoming.
I have had a wonderful time with the folks that I have met along the way.
Thank you again!
I hope you find this fandom to be as warm and receptive and
supportive as I have. It's truly one big, happy family.
Welcome to the group, my friend.
Thank you! I really appreciate you taking the time to read and comment.
I'm glad you can still ride; it really is great exercise.
I agree, the best thing about suiting is the
effect it has on others.
I wish you nothing but success!