Genwyn just doesn't get a break: all he wanted to do was try on a pretty bodice. But *nooooo*, some girl has to come along (Wynne or Ushi or Enid or Toranya or some combination thereof) and suddenly the whole day is shot - chemise, skirt, bustle, 6 petticoats, 4 hours at the hairdresser (But at least Frankie says his hair looks FAHbulous!), gelling up his chest-ruff to look like boobs, way too much makeup and perfume, what the hell does a wah have to do to cross-dress in peace, for god's sake?! Now he'll be all fussy and pouty for *days*!