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Look who's attacking me now!
Once again, the liberal media is completely obscuring the facts. Peter Jennings and the reptile-hating staff at ABC just love to make it seem like I'm some sort of sex monster. Jennings in his jealous rage just love to paint my neighborhood as an area of my personal daily sexual activities.
First of all, my room's soundproof. Second of all, this image makes it seem like it was all non-consenual, when it was only partially non-consenual. Of course the lizard-lynching devil-worshippers of network TV fail to mention that the wolf in question had tried to break into my house and stab me with a fork. I was just... stabbing him back.
Jennings, I know I rejected your passes at me multiple times, but such a portrayal is just too much. ABC.... you're on notice.
(Pic © Ceberus, edit © Geemo, text © Stephen Colbert. For my foreign friends, check out comedycentral.com or colbertnation.com to see what I mean.)
Once again, the liberal media is completely obscuring the facts. Peter Jennings and the reptile-hating staff at ABC just love to make it seem like I'm some sort of sex monster. Jennings in his jealous rage just love to paint my neighborhood as an area of my personal daily sexual activities.
First of all, my room's soundproof. Second of all, this image makes it seem like it was all non-consenual, when it was only partially non-consenual. Of course the lizard-lynching devil-worshippers of network TV fail to mention that the wolf in question had tried to break into my house and stab me with a fork. I was just... stabbing him back.
Jennings, I know I rejected your passes at me multiple times, but such a portrayal is just too much. ABC.... you're on notice.
(Pic © Ceberus, edit © Geemo, text © Stephen Colbert. For my foreign friends, check out comedycentral.com or colbertnation.com to see what I mean.)
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Hey sis... check http://www.dutchfurs.com/~taross/ar.....alByGideon.png this one out ;)
Oh come on now! What the stuff?! Sheesh. Bois and grrls, we're just getting into some good ol' fashioned herpy discrimination here, plain and simple. I feel you deep down Doral, ma brista. Honestly, why can't they give us lizards a break? Why must we be the ones painted as society's red and green terrors of the night, labeled as threats of security and structural integrity? Why don't they just expose the lid and reveal that such ribald sensationalism serves only the purpose of drawing in those concerned viewers seeking enlightment and inspiration only to be wasted on higher ratings and cheap fuel for the masses?
And most importantly, why must they insist on always capturing us during our warm-up sessions? I mean, look at the headboard! Not one crack yet! And the pillows, see 'em, huh, and the lamp, and the dresser, and the wolf, and...and...all of it! Still intact!
Bleh, objective reporting my aching tail cavity... *wince*
And most importantly, why must they insist on always capturing us during our warm-up sessions? I mean, look at the headboard! Not one crack yet! And the pillows, see 'em, huh, and the lamp, and the dresser, and the wolf, and...and...all of it! Still intact!
Bleh, objective reporting my aching tail cavity... *wince*
"This just in, we have unconfermed reports that Doral has climaxed..wait...yes yes they have been confured Doral has just climaxed officals have just stated that Doral has climaxed after braking 12 of 13 sex records, one of which was for the longes time on top, last person to do this was Sandy Jane of Detroit the mother of 15 spend 57 hours on top, and Doral has broken that by 10,560,790 hours, medical teams have gone in to see how the two are doing..wait Ive just been told that Doral has now broken all 13 sex records, her last one was infact for the largest amout to be shoot during a climax.
This is somthing that only ever happens once in a life time for a news caster, you heard it here first on ABC news, now back to the studio"
This is somthing that only ever happens once in a life time for a news caster, you heard it here first on ABC news, now back to the studio"
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