...Nostalgic Insanity (didn't let me add the whole title)

A million years ago (more like back when I was, I dunno, 12 or so?!?) my little brother wanted me to tell him a story. His request was "Star Wars, but everyone has a Neopet that looks like them sorta or something" (at least it was similar to those lines- it was years ago ****it) and so I did. Then as he discovered new games or movies or comics he made me add it to the story, which I told him in installments every night for YEARS. I eventually started calling it "The Bad Fanfic" since it was full of crossovers that never should have happened. Seriously, it was terrible. We had a scene with Stitch from Lilo and Stitch sitting in a Starbucks chatting up politics with Bass.exe from the Mega Man Battle Network Series. And it got worse than that- SO much worse, but I'm not about to share the lowest literary endeavor of my life with the *******ed internet. Anyway, painfully long story short, friends of mine found old art from The Bad Fanfic and demanded I resurrect it. Then said friends told their friends and, well, it escalated quickly. So I give up. Today at a furry meetup I went to the topic of Neopets came up and I made the mistake of bringing up The Bad Fanfic. And of course, people wanted me to share it. So I've decided I may as well go for it; ****, one of my friends is even drawing FANART of it. I'll be reducing the amount of Neopet themed OC's pretty drastically though and reworking it so it sucks a little less, but I'm keeping Proto Pup, seen in the Unholy Amalgamation of Nostalgic Insanity that is this submission from ****. I will be posting the fanfic eventually; but only because several of the people who want me to KNOW WHERE I LIVE. -_-:::