Here we have an aged Englishman (or seal) being asked for a photo of him balancing a ball upon his nose.

"Piffle!!"

Whoa whoa, relax Sir Walforth! Im just now getting to the part where you were VERY indignant of the idea and how you are a man of dignity and refinement.

"Indeed I am! And should anyone dare ask for such a humiliating act, I shall beat them with my cane until they learn proper respect for their elders."

Hmmmmmmmm. Then I guess that risque photo shoot of you with JUST the ball is on hold for now, huh?

"...........I BEG YOUR PARDON, YOUNG MAN!"

Gotta dash guys!! *zips away*



Pic by  tzologeist