
Augh I really need to get these reviews done on time, but at least with this one I have a two week long trip to Toronto (it was great! thanks for asking :D), non-existent internet and an absent editor and massive re-writes to blame for it. Oh, and the movie was forgettable as a child star going through puberty, but here it is and I hope you enjoy!
Please leave a comment of what you thought of the movie and this review :)
P.S. ParaNorman is coming soon, but no september movies to be reviewed, none of them interest me enough. I'll most likely do a most anticipated list for the fall though.
Please leave a comment of what you thought of the movie and this review :)
P.S. ParaNorman is coming soon, but no september movies to be reviewed, none of them interest me enough. I'll most likely do a most anticipated list for the fall though.
Category Story / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 81 x 120px
File Size 14.4 kB
My biggest complaint is how horribly inaccurately they portrayed "The Fall." Theoretically, such a thing could be possible, if we found a way to shield ourselves from the incredible heat and pressure at the core. What would actually happen is, the moment the anchors let go at one end, everyone on board would be in free-fall (weightless, zero gravity) for the entire trip, until the anchors at the other end grab onto the pod again.
Not that the original had much more accurate science either... You can walk around on the surface of Mars without protection. The only issue is the lack of oxygen there, something that would require more than just melting some ice to fix. :P
Also, no midget stripper! D: The original had a midget stripper, and the lack thereof in the new movie was an even bigger letdown than the poor science. :(
Not that the original had much more accurate science either... You can walk around on the surface of Mars without protection. The only issue is the lack of oxygen there, something that would require more than just melting some ice to fix. :P
Also, no midget stripper! D: The original had a midget stripper, and the lack thereof in the new movie was an even bigger letdown than the poor science. :(
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