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Now that i think back about it a elephant gave me the funniest memory i will ever possibly have....
You know a zoo can be as boring as it is attractive. You rush to get there but when your there you spend only a few seconds on a animal then you move on to the next. Unless the animal actually does something....
More then a dozen people gathered around the rail overlooking the large outdoor area where the elephants could roam outside. The elephants walked on a large open sheet of rock with a pit separating the rail with the outdoor area. The fact that one of the elephants was moving at all probaly stired up enough interest to gather the small crowd of people watching it. It turned away from everyone slowly then without even a "excuse me" started to crap on to the flat rock surface it walked on. Now this really stired interest, people in the area came running. I have no doubt that they were perfectly normal people but lets face it no matter how normal they were, you just dont see this kind of shit everyday.
Now maybe you have gotten off the bowl at one time or more and looked around and asked yourself "did i just drop all that?" Well you can believe that elephant can beat your best record. People crowded around the rail and laughed and giggled at the spectacle. Actually pushing to get to the best spot to view this. It was after all twenty yards away.
As the last bit of crap hit the rock the second act began. It started to piss and i mean by the gallon. It slamed the rock surface with the force that only a elephant sized kidney could produce. Suddenly the crowd stirred....people in the front began to push away from the rail. There was sudden exclamations of terror. The elephant piss was bouncing off the surface of the rock (and dont forget the shit) and flying towards the crowds striking them not unlike a gentle summer shower. The crowd fell over on one another trying to get away like fools attempting to flee the wraith of God.
Even standing away from crowd I could still feel a few drops on my cheeks. There is no doubt in my mind that some were completely sprayed. i only hope they didnt have their mouths open. Some shook their hands some wiped their faces or just stared at themselves thinking about how their clothes are covered in shit tainted piss.
And the elephant clamly walked away....
You know a zoo can be as boring as it is attractive. You rush to get there but when your there you spend only a few seconds on a animal then you move on to the next. Unless the animal actually does something....
More then a dozen people gathered around the rail overlooking the large outdoor area where the elephants could roam outside. The elephants walked on a large open sheet of rock with a pit separating the rail with the outdoor area. The fact that one of the elephants was moving at all probaly stired up enough interest to gather the small crowd of people watching it. It turned away from everyone slowly then without even a "excuse me" started to crap on to the flat rock surface it walked on. Now this really stired interest, people in the area came running. I have no doubt that they were perfectly normal people but lets face it no matter how normal they were, you just dont see this kind of shit everyday.
Now maybe you have gotten off the bowl at one time or more and looked around and asked yourself "did i just drop all that?" Well you can believe that elephant can beat your best record. People crowded around the rail and laughed and giggled at the spectacle. Actually pushing to get to the best spot to view this. It was after all twenty yards away.
As the last bit of crap hit the rock the second act began. It started to piss and i mean by the gallon. It slamed the rock surface with the force that only a elephant sized kidney could produce. Suddenly the crowd stirred....people in the front began to push away from the rail. There was sudden exclamations of terror. The elephant piss was bouncing off the surface of the rock (and dont forget the shit) and flying towards the crowds striking them not unlike a gentle summer shower. The crowd fell over on one another trying to get away like fools attempting to flee the wraith of God.
Even standing away from crowd I could still feel a few drops on my cheeks. There is no doubt in my mind that some were completely sprayed. i only hope they didnt have their mouths open. Some shook their hands some wiped their faces or just stared at themselves thinking about how their clothes are covered in shit tainted piss.
And the elephant clamly walked away....
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Ya know, I faved this a while back, but I never said anything. Me thinks I'm overdue :P
While this story is hilarious, I should say something rather related to this. BE CAREFUL WHEN AROUND AN OPEN HIPPO ENCLOSURE! My family learned this the hard way one summer. We were at the zoo in the Cleveland one summer, like lots of people, to see and get as close to nature's other inhabitants from around the world. One such were the hippos. One thing that I find terribly interesting about them is how they're nicknamed the River Horse (because despite its massive size, a hippo is actually rather graceful under water). Well, we stopped there to see a few of the walking out and about in their enclosure. I gave my parents a fair warning that when a hippo starts wagging it's tail, it's NOT because it's happy and that you should back away immediately. "Why's that?" my step dad asked.
Then, as if on cue, the closest hippo to us began to wag it's tail. And fling it's feces all over the place as it took a dump in the process. After jumping back a few steps, I pointed and said "I think he says 'THAT'S why'!"
While this story is hilarious, I should say something rather related to this. BE CAREFUL WHEN AROUND AN OPEN HIPPO ENCLOSURE! My family learned this the hard way one summer. We were at the zoo in the Cleveland one summer, like lots of people, to see and get as close to nature's other inhabitants from around the world. One such were the hippos. One thing that I find terribly interesting about them is how they're nicknamed the River Horse (because despite its massive size, a hippo is actually rather graceful under water). Well, we stopped there to see a few of the walking out and about in their enclosure. I gave my parents a fair warning that when a hippo starts wagging it's tail, it's NOT because it's happy and that you should back away immediately. "Why's that?" my step dad asked.
Then, as if on cue, the closest hippo to us began to wag it's tail. And fling it's feces all over the place as it took a dump in the process. After jumping back a few steps, I pointed and said "I think he says 'THAT'S why'!"
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