
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm an artist."
"Artist, huh? That sounds pretty nerdy. Do you wear a turtleneck sweater and tell people about contemporary crap?"
"Nope, I just draw smut all day."
"....Alright, I'll bite."
Done for a DeviantArt contest.
Category All / Fanart
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 1680 x 1134px
File Size 1.01 MB
Art imitates life: some furry artist years ago related how he got thrown in jail, and survived by drawing (straight) furry smut for the other inmates. He got quite popular doing too, allegedly.
This conversation could continue:
"Whoa....fuckin' hot pic, dude."
"You wanna model for me?"
"Buh-wha..?"
"Yeah. Get naked and show off some. I'll make you a star."
"Uhh...I dunno, dude..."
"I'll draw you banging yer fave celeb as payment..."
"Deal."
This conversation could continue:
"Whoa....fuckin' hot pic, dude."
"You wanna model for me?"
"Buh-wha..?"
"Yeah. Get naked and show off some. I'll make you a star."
"Uhh...I dunno, dude..."
"I'll draw you banging yer fave celeb as payment..."
"Deal."
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