This is Niko. He's on the far right in this picture here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8029955/
 ribnose invented him, I named him.

He's saying what he's saying because he's watching some of his buddies attempt to juggle.

Age: 13
Greeting he extends to one and all: "Hey, dude."
Song that was his "jam" as a child: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWEzf-mska4
Position on football team: defensive tackle
Weapons of choice: his size, his fists, sometimes sarcasm