BWAHAHAH SILLY HERO!

DID YOU THINK THAT YOUR FRIENDS WOULD BE SAFE FROM MY TYRANNY(saurus rex)?

WELL THINK AGAIN! AND MAYBE ONCE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE!

I HAVE CAPTURED YOUR DAMSEL AND HAVE DONE ONE OF THE MOST EVIL OF DEEDS! TIED HER TO RAILROAD TRACKS! BWAHAHA

SHE WAS TOTALLY SHAKING IN FEAR.

I THINK.

ACTUALLY, SHE DOES NOT ACT VERY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS LIKE, THOSE WERE NOT NOISES THAT YOU SHOULD MAKE WHEN YOU ARE IN THIS KIND OF DISTRESS.

YOU CAN HAVE HER BACK, AND YOU CAN KEEP THE PIECE OF RAILROAD TRACK SHE IS TIED TO, FREE OF CHARGE.

CURSE YOU HERO! FOILING MY PLANS BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE TO COME UP WITH A PROPER MONOLOGUE!