The roomie decided he would drag me to a Pathfinder campaign. Everyone was neutral/chaoticneutral guys.. so I decided to be a lawful good paladin [because HILARITY] elf chick [because strong ladies with huge swords are hot shut up]

Just hit level 5 and was rewarded with the god-sent mount, who was immediately named the Saucy Tart [ultimate equipment has prices for whores, has a pile of synonyms including saucy tart, we laughed a lot over it].

long story short i needed a saucy tart mini and all i had was this sculpey and wires and hes probably too big but fuck it hes a large creature