We interrupt our marathon of pornographic fetishes for politics.

Last week, the federal Ministry of The Interior decided to distribute post cards of a similar design in Turkish quarters, apparently trying to hire the concerned friends and parents of suspectedly radicalised Muslims as snitches with the promise of helping their misguided brother/sister/son/friend break out of these circles of radicals. The most controversial distribution of these post cards occurred in a Turkish quarter in which an "informal employee" of the Ministry had detonated a shrapnel pipe bomb almost eight years ago. The investigation of the bombing was intentionally led astray to seek the culprits among supposed local Turkish crime syndicates, even though it was quite obvious to all directly affected people, that the attack was done by Neonazis - detonating a pipe bomb in your own quarter bears a high risk of hitting your own relatives, too.
Another subtle insult of the campaign that is hidden from people who see nothing in numbers is the circumstance that the provided phone number begins with 0911. This may "accidentally" either reference 9/11 or November 9th(Reichskristallnacht), depending on your date-notation.

Instead of just lamenting and complaining about our Interior functionaries being plain assholes, some of us choose parodies of these post cards which feature them.

Yes, that there are the real phone number and E-mail address, so don't act surprised if someone answers the phone.

We thank the CSU for providing us with the publicly accessible original photo