gillgill tagged me to do this meme, it was a surprize but i gotta say i loved working on it, it was a lot of fun, kinda did one panel at a time like a separate image, so i might post originals of each panels later xD
i'm not a huge fan of soccer...but i'm a huge fan of Mario! So i had to hop in too and play some whacky unecessarily violent soccer in which i can even use my time-space distorting abilities! YAY! i haven't even played the game before, but after being tagged i did look it up, play it and its a lot of fun :D
Besides only pussies run from tags! LOL jk!
Orignal meme by  krit
YOU should do it too :3

Some panels explanations:
1 & 3 = Those anckle protectors are special weighted and super potent magnets, used to hinder my shooting and passing abilities. They said i could only have a max of 26 ability squares so i had to wear equipment that are hydrances to me in order to be able to compete otherwise i'd have 10 in all atributes, the mario soccer society examiner told me "Excuse me, you're too broken to participate" "wait i can tone myself down with ancklets that weigh 500 pounds each!" "okay, as long as you use those, you can play", turns out i had to make them into magnets too since they didn't really slow me down enough to lower the movement stat and if they were any heavier i'd break the ball when kicking it LOL yeah i'm broken ;3
4 = My teamates are Hammer Bro, Boo, Monty Mole and Kritter.
5 = My deke is a teleporting move mixed with a counter-attack, when i teleport i leave a gravitational singularity with a vengeant event horizon where i was, it sucks in and stun foes who tried to attack me be it with special abilities, tackles or items, the more built up the ball is, the farther i can teleport in distance, able to teleport into the goal(through the enemy goalie) if the ball has max charge(just like Daisy)
6 = My special ability once used, distorts space-time in the whole field improving my passing and shooting two cathegory per use permanently, while active my movement speed and my dominance over the play field doubles, and the most powerful effect; activates a special force field around me and all team mates, this barrier will cause ANY kind of attack or negative special effects that would hit me or my team mates to reverse/backfire and hurt/inflict whoever attacked, it reflects even status effects currently in action and the effects of other itens and abilities dispelling enemy support abilities/items as well in the proccess, the duration is limited, but it lasts enough time to charge a Mega Strike.
7 = Stops space and time and kicks the ball to the thunderous skies as even the magnets in my legs cannot hope to even slow down such a kick and the ball falls as a multitude of lightning bolts of epic proportions right into the goal net scoring 1 to 6 points.
8 = yay! Platinum trophy!