
yup. normally Kiru appears as a soul-sucking nightjar but she can also appear as a bigass morphing monster. for... some reason. I dunno. I guess it's an effective way to make people disappear.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Avian (Other)
Size 1259 x 1280px
File Size 113.1 kB
So a professor hears all these stories about a rare mythical bird like creature called the Foo bird, on a lone island in the middle of the ocean.
Finally years later they come forth with a photograph and cement cast of a large bird shaped foot print. The professor convinces his boss to fund him to go search for this bird.
When he gets to the island he and his three colleges are searching high and low. Finally they find some foot prints. They make camp and post cameras about.
Nothing on the cameras. Well,the next morning as they're packing up. A large shadow flies over head and one of the professors colleges gets bird crap on his head. His smells just awful. So he wipes it off and drops dead. Right there. The professor and his other two colleges are horrified and baffled.
Well the next day after much convincing he manages to keep the other two there to finish the hunt.
Now while going down a long river in a small boat again they see the shadow and again. Bird crap on one of the colleges head. Wipes it off and dies right there. The next day same thing happens to his last college.
Now at this point. The professor is all alone. Its his last day. On his last search again. The shadow and the bird crap on his head.
Now. The professor stops and thinks back to the other three incidents. He decides. Do not wipe the crap off your head. A few months pass. And it just smells so horrible that the professor just can not take it any more.
So he wipes it off and drops dead right there.
Now the moral of the story is.
If the Foo Shits, Wear it
Holy crap its long...sorry >vvv<
Finally years later they come forth with a photograph and cement cast of a large bird shaped foot print. The professor convinces his boss to fund him to go search for this bird.
When he gets to the island he and his three colleges are searching high and low. Finally they find some foot prints. They make camp and post cameras about.
Nothing on the cameras. Well,the next morning as they're packing up. A large shadow flies over head and one of the professors colleges gets bird crap on his head. His smells just awful. So he wipes it off and drops dead. Right there. The professor and his other two colleges are horrified and baffled.
Well the next day after much convincing he manages to keep the other two there to finish the hunt.
Now while going down a long river in a small boat again they see the shadow and again. Bird crap on one of the colleges head. Wipes it off and dies right there. The next day same thing happens to his last college.
Now at this point. The professor is all alone. Its his last day. On his last search again. The shadow and the bird crap on his head.
Now. The professor stops and thinks back to the other three incidents. He decides. Do not wipe the crap off your head. A few months pass. And it just smells so horrible that the professor just can not take it any more.
So he wipes it off and drops dead right there.
Now the moral of the story is.
If the Foo Shits, Wear it
Holy crap its long...sorry >vvv<
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