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I came across a snippet by the famous NWO prophet Alex Jones and his clairvoyant business expert partner Max Keiser, where the latter in particular announced "total economic and social collapse by april 2013" and "Civil War in the Continental US" in the same year.
Being a seer and psychic medium too, I linked together a couple of magnets with my goat horns, ate a purple tesla plated tincan, went shifty eyed and looked into a future where the heroic US militia resistance was armed by a happy russian government selling off it´s end-of-cold-war-trash.
Thus, SU-27 ESX (Export, System Upgrade, Clandestine(X?)), which is just a fancy named, 1980s built stock SU-27 with english markers taped over the cockpit with ducttape, rebuilt engines and improved defensive suite. (The HUD still is cyrillic, though, but fortunately the sov.... I mean russians supplied a copy of Lock On: Flaming Cliffs and a gaming laptop with every aircraft for training purposes, so that´s alright.)
Obviously these vodka fuelled monsters made mincemeat of the Obamonsters overhyped F-35 fleet (since F-22s were too expensive, and according to a (slightly warped trough corruption) government research initiative, less combat powerful than the (now more expensive) F-35s.) and by July 4th 2014, Militia planes were flying over the capital of the US dictatorship, surrounding the global elites secret bunker lair to stage the final battle to the tunes of an anthem composed by Hans Zimmer and the ghost of Richard Wagner.
Movies glorifying the struggle, mostly featuring Cowboy-gear clad youths riding black horses waving american flags firing machineguns single handedly while yelling WOOOLVERRIIIIINESSS as airplanes fly in formation overhead and explosions gloom over the horizon, as the head of an american eagle smiles down from the blue texas skies were made by 2015.
And yes, I am taking mr. Jones completely seriously and will assemble a survival kit immediately.
Being a seer and psychic medium too, I linked together a couple of magnets with my goat horns, ate a purple tesla plated tincan, went shifty eyed and looked into a future where the heroic US militia resistance was armed by a happy russian government selling off it´s end-of-cold-war-trash.
Thus, SU-27 ESX (Export, System Upgrade, Clandestine(X?)), which is just a fancy named, 1980s built stock SU-27 with english markers taped over the cockpit with ducttape, rebuilt engines and improved defensive suite. (The HUD still is cyrillic, though, but fortunately the sov.... I mean russians supplied a copy of Lock On: Flaming Cliffs and a gaming laptop with every aircraft for training purposes, so that´s alright.)
Obviously these vodka fuelled monsters made mincemeat of the Obamonsters overhyped F-35 fleet (since F-22s were too expensive, and according to a (slightly warped trough corruption) government research initiative, less combat powerful than the (now more expensive) F-35s.) and by July 4th 2014, Militia planes were flying over the capital of the US dictatorship, surrounding the global elites secret bunker lair to stage the final battle to the tunes of an anthem composed by Hans Zimmer and the ghost of Richard Wagner.
Movies glorifying the struggle, mostly featuring Cowboy-gear clad youths riding black horses waving american flags firing machineguns single handedly while yelling WOOOLVERRIIIIINESSS as airplanes fly in formation overhead and explosions gloom over the horizon, as the head of an american eagle smiles down from the blue texas skies were made by 2015.
And yes, I am taking mr. Jones completely seriously and will assemble a survival kit immediately.
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