
Those sneaky barista wolves. It seems they're forever tipping liquids onto Zeke's shirt, making it a clingy mess. Then they insist, INSIST, on patting him down repeatedly until it's dry. Well, I can tell you
achilles won't be getting a big fat tip from him. Not of the monetary kind, anyways.
A birthday pic for
achilles as drawn by
bgn.

A birthday pic for


Category All / Muscle
Species Wolf
Size 1280 x 985px
File Size 210.9 kB
Zeke's Doc: "...burns from what, now? Coffee...oh dear, I've heard about far worse than your case. Consider yourself lucky that these are not severe; scales do provide a fair amount of resistance to burns worse than the first degree. I can give you a prescription for some topical analgesic, but...wait, wait, wait, WHERE was this coffee shop? Zeke...that was StarBUFFS, not StarBUCKS. *SIGH* No, Zeke, it's...look, I know the owner, he thought it was clever, but ANYWAY! That coffee bar spefically caters to gay customers. All the baristas are male and shirtless, if you ask them to they'll take off the apron and start...right, exactly. *Stares at his patient rather severely* Now just what the hell were you DOING, there?"
Comments