Floor haikus are best haikus.

this is the best thing ever.

ps; fk yeah assassins!

PPS: did you notice that zer0 actually has only four fingers on his hands? i only just recently noticed that c_c

I was sold when I found out he had a melee-centric skill tree @u@

And I hadn't actually noticed that! Despite having used a ref pic of him a fair bit haha I had noticed that the patterning on his gloves seemed odd for 4 fingers but I hadn't thought anything of it hahaha

Haha love this. I want to play Zero next, I'm only at level 18 or so with Lilith, but man, such a great game so far.

lilith? are you playing BL1 or do you mean Maya?

Zero is pretty fun though!! you need to play it a bit hit and run if you go more melee oriented, but he's still pretty sweet :P

Omg Maya. I keep getting them mixed up. I did play L in the first one though hahaha.
I end up sniping heaps with Maya anyway, so I figured Zero would be a good fit. But I'm just constantly running out of ammo when I play on my own. And I'm a good shot too! Argh.

Really? Are you playing on console or PC? Because even though i'm playing on console (so less precise sniping) and I almost never run out of ammo even when I'm almost solely sniping O: and I'm only maybe a decent shot at that too haha

Im on PC, but I have an awesome sniper thats corrosive, great against the H-bots, but Im still running out of ammo all the damn time.

What console do you play it on?
Zer0's awesome, I got him to 18. Kreig's my next favorite and he's 16. Axton's my third and he's 12.
For your characters, do you focus on certain stats that fit the character (ACC for Zer0, Fire-Rate for Axton, STR for Salvadore, Elemental Chance for Maya) and do you focus on only one of three level segments to get all the way to the bottom one?

everything about this is just awesome. so awesome

I see the humor
Cannot contain my laughter
Must stop drop and lol

This is epic, thought the same thing doing that mission with Zero too xD

I literally triggered the fight at the wake by jumping on one of the guys' heads hahaha

Lol nice! If I had of knowen it was that easy to start a fight I wouldn't of set everythng on fire with grenades first XD

Love how you twisted around Zer0's quote like that. You sir, win a shiny meat bicycle!

I love my zer0 he's so amusing to play, schwing schwing schwang

Ahaha my husband plays Zero and we had a good laugh about this mission too, although I was the one who picked up the beer so he just got co-op drunk ;>

Great comic you drew him really spot on!

I read the whole thing in his voice and I can safely say, I can see it happening.

You too?! :O
So I'm really not going insane! :D

That reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3EycbFScRo
Drinking through closed helmet visor is fun!

This is just the best thing.

This is so glorious

I just now found this and read the whole thing in his voice

This is the funniest god damn thing I have seen in a long time. xD

I just finished that mission XD

Reading it in his voice makes this even better

One does not read this without hearing Zer0's voice all the way through...that'd be like playing Deadpool without the dialog! It just does not happen!

Never played the game but this is hilarious XD

Haha, drunk Zer0 is adorable, considering how big of a nerd he is. Btw, he actually says 'adorable' sometimes after getting a critical kill. (Lvl 45 Assassin here!)